Fantasy Doppelganger 

When as the owner of multiple fantasy teams, you play against a team in one league that is almost identical to your own team in another league. Fantasy Doppelganger phenomena is generally seen as a harbinger of a bad fantasy weekend, as rooting for your own team in one league means you are rooting against yourself in another. Feelings of euphoria are quickly replaced by general malaise as success in one league leads to failure in another.

Dennis: Who just scored for the Eagles?
Francis: DeSean
Dennis: YESSS!! wait. . . Oh shit that just killed me. . .
Francis: Fantasy Doppelganger??
Dennis: Yea. . . Fuck

Fantasy Doppelganger by Dennis Worm September 30, 2009

fantasy fucked 

Losing a match of fantasy football with the second highest points in the league for the week, because you are matched against the person with the most points.

Man, I put up 145 points this weekend, but Melvin fantasy fucked me by putting up 149.

fantasy fucked by PrairieDog Coalition October 3, 2011

fantasy sports 

An activity engaged in by fat, sweaty jocks with no sex drive, that somehow makes them less pathetic than sci-fi fans who go to conventions and bone geek-chicks.

My wife has been boning the mailman, but I don't care, more time for me to play my fantasy sports.

fantasy sports by Alex Stockwell September 22, 2007

fantasy sports 

A great way to make sure sex won't be happening and you'll be spending lots of time sitting around the basement with a bunch of fat sweaty dorks.

Guy: I'm in severe danger of getting laid. This chick is nympho who ain't had sex in a month whaddo I Do?
Buddy: Don't worry I'll save you with some fantasy sports. Bros befo hos.

fantasy sports by DennisIsEvil August 22, 2006

Fantasy Empires 

The greatest online game ever known to man. As soon as this game is played, you submit your life to the admins and are no longer requiring of sleep, air, food, water, and work/school.

Let's play some FE, I need FE.

Fantasy Empires by Kaine March 19, 2005

Fantasy Fag

A tall lanky skinny white boy who smells like wet dog. This guy is also crazy and loves to hit people out of nowhere. He has rabies from being bit by a homeless persons dog and loves to bike to the east side for fun everyday. This special type of white boy looks like a pterodactyl. This strange speciman does not eat meat and will try to rip you off by any means. He will often come up to you, steal your phone and drop your players. He always rips off the worst kid in league and then brags about his trades and flex’s on you.

“YOOO I just ripped u off bud”
“YOO I’m 5-0”
“Yoooo least I’ve won the league before”
“YOOO ur a fantasy fag not me!”

Fantasy Fag by Isaiah/Rust October 26, 2018

Fantasy Engineering 

Working on a pretend project with impractical goals, imaginary requirements, unachievable expectations.

My current assignment is fantasy engineering, we're making green biofuel out of unicorn manure.

Fantasy Engineering by SequoiaMan December 4, 2009