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bunk false combo

When something (i.e. situation or person) appears to be enjoyable from a distance. Yet, when seen up close the situation/person is whack.
"Dude, on the dance floor she was banging. But, the next morning I picked her up...and in the daylight she was a total bunk false combo."
by Motek July 29, 2005
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false sense of humor

An inflated feeling that one has a good sense of humor because his/her significant other laughs at all of his/her jokes.
"Dude, why does Adrian think he is so funny, his jokes are lame."
"Because his girlfriend giggles at every single one of his jokes and gives him a false sense of humor."
by Trojan29 June 12, 2009
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falsetto

Coined by singer/producer/writer The Dream in the song of the same name in 2007, to falsetto is to reach an orgasm during sex or a sexual act, and scream in a high-pitched tone. Usually executed by females, but can also be done by males.
Hey dude, you should've heard me and my girl Tasia last night. I made her falsetto so loud i thought my ears were gonna EXPLODE!
by Lisa Jay :D December 28, 2007
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false alarm

when you go to the bathroom thinking you need to shit but after several minutes on the toilet of waiting you don't go at all until hours later.
false alarm anthem:
here i sit
broken hearted
tried to shit
but only farted
by souleater666666 August 28, 2010
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Falseheimer's

Falseheimer's: (noun) A feigned non-medical condition which symptoms include selectively forgetting things previously learned for the sake of expediency/convenience and forgetting to do chores in which one has no interest. Spouses and retail associates are particularly prone.
You forgot today was my birthday even after I told you three times a day all last week????? That's not a senior moment, dear: You have Falseheimer's."
by eightdozenroses November 20, 2010
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false wake up

The initial wake up after a heavy night of drinking where one jubilantly awakens feeling completely fine, only to fall back asleep and wake up a few hours later feeling the full, horrendous effects of a raging hangover.
Luke was so psyched to wake up feeling awesome after his night of drinking Jack and cokes only to wake up again a few hours later vomiting. "Fuck me. That first one was a total false wake up," he observed.
by Idrinkalot December 6, 2010
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false knowledge

A person telling someone, about or how to do something, when in reality the person does not know what they are talking about and is talking dangerous ignorance.
Listening to false knowledge is more dangerous the ignorance.
by bigcheddar April 11, 2015
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