Fair Lawn

Ahh yes, fair lawn. Since all of these definitions are from forever ago, let’s refresh shall we. Those good ol’ fair lawn cutters still have not had much luck uhh winning a football game. But anyways. Most of our strangely large town with a small town mentality is made up of jewish people mostly from Israelis and russians. But there is some diversity trust me, especially including those who you’d never guess were born & raised in a lil white town. Although it is safe and pretty. You will not think the same during lovely times like skav and goosey night. And of course we have to remember the promenade, where everyone in their freshman year or younger spend their weekends gettin ~wild~ while simultaneously pissing off the workers.

hi, welcome to fair lawn. home of the cutters and 50 minute long graduation speeches.

would you believe me if i told you that the actual lawns of FAIR LAWN are actually quite shitty?

by welcome to our white town July 10, 2019

fair do's

Informal, often used in UK. Something you say when something is reasonable, similar to fair enough.

"Sup"
"Nothing much, you?"
"Vibin"
"Fair do's"

(Doctor Who)
Wilfred: You know, I don't understand half the things you say these days.
Donna: Nor me.
Wilfred: Fair do's. You've had a funny old time of it lately.

by billybonk May 31, 2021

fair game

up for grabs.

by andrea October 11, 2003

fair lawn shit

Weed from a shitty little town named Fair lawn in Bergen county, NJ. Its mostly know for it's low/ shitty quality. Mostly sold by Russians.

Call your guy and ask him for some bud.

All he can get is fair lawn shit.
Fuck that, we'll go to Glen Rock

by Bergen county kush master September 3, 2012

fair dinkum

Australian slang; v, fair or true. To proclaim a fact or truth in a statement in such a manner.

Na mate, I'l tell ya what...the guy come roun he-gain..Il give to em right..bloody fair dinkum mate!"

by herbie January 22, 2004

fair cop

a phrase roughly meaning "Eh, I guess it's fair."

Best used when defeated by medieval logic involving ducks.

CROWD:
A witch! A witch! A witch!
WITCH:
It's a fair cop.

by The Witch September 8, 2005

Fair Haven

A rather rich, suburb, near the Jersey Shore, consists of many surfer brahs, skaters, assholes, parents who want there kids to have a "good education" and cool dudes. Fair Haven is a small town with a lot of chill people. There is a minor goth crowd that can cover up the warm atmosphere, but they are rarely acknowledged and don't contribute to the town in any way shape or form. In Fair Haven you may often find a group of kids walking around with a water bottle filled with vodka, looking for a place to chill. You will often find a rather large group crowded around the Krauwsers parking lot on any given weekend night. You will realize your in Fair Haven when you meet the cops there, who dont let you go 5 mph above the speed limit and who often take young kids bikes away for not wearing a helmet, simply because they have nothing better to do. in Fair Haven you will rarely come across a mexican unless they are hired to clean someone's house. On the other hand there is a rather small black population, who brings a little "ghettoness" to the small town. Another popular place in Fair Haven is Umbertos aka "scum" due to its dirty atmosphere, where you will be sure to meet Silvio, he's pretty chill. But the real heart of Fair Haven is brought out by the people who live there. They love to party and have a good time.

On your way down to Florida for spring break stop by Fair Haven where the livins easy.

by FHNJ December 21, 2006