A female Floridian who lives for the next provider of free drinks, shelter, drugs and food, in that order. The provider does not have to be rich, but a nice car or motorcycle is a must. The Florida whore has a life cycle three times of that of regular whores due to the nice climate, laid-back lifestyle and older-skewing population. Where a regular whore must hang it up after 30 or lower her standards, a Florida whore can feed from providers and go to the beach every day until she is 45 or older.
Florida whore identifiers: Bleached crispy hair, tan but with a zillion freckles from sun damage, smokes, can pack all belongings in one knock-off designer bag for quick travel to the next boyfriend's apartment, drinks Bud Light but can switch to Grey Goose if someone else is paying, clothing consists of tube tops, cutoff shorts and flip-flops, never has money but her nails are always immaculate.
Florida whore identifiers: Bleached crispy hair, tan but with a zillion freckles from sun damage, smokes, can pack all belongings in one knock-off designer bag for quick travel to the next boyfriend's apartment, drinks Bud Light but can switch to Grey Goose if someone else is paying, clothing consists of tube tops, cutoff shorts and flip-flops, never has money but her nails are always immaculate.
This dude paid for Brenda's drinks last night and took her for a ride in his Acura. She'll meet us at the beach bar after she drops her stuff off at his place. Being a Florida Whore has paid off for Brenda about ten years now.
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Guy 1: Did you see Blaire at the bar last night?
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Basically the opposite of a snowbird.
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