fullhouseshesness

being stacked

"Those cards are fullhouseshes."
"WOAW, Maximum fullhouseshesness!"

by Christopher AKA BIGPAPPA January 20, 2004

Farmhouse Mature

Adjective used to describe a nob which hasn't been washed in other a week, thus making the cheese 'farmhouse mature'

Antoine: Fancy a shag?
Courtney: Jeeze Antoine, your nobs farmhouse mature, i ain't touching that shit

by funnyman76472 October 21, 2009

Jailhouse Wallet

In lieu of pockets or a functional billfold or wallet, the use of one's anus as a recepticle for storing important items. Mainly implemented by members of penal colonies.

Q: "Hey brah, how did you get all of those Zebra cakes in past the guards?"
A: "Um, duh, I just stuck'em in my jailhouse wallet, next to the Swedish Fish and the Choco Tacos. The Choco Tacos are a bit melty, but damn are they exquisite!"

OR

Q: "Listen, broheim, how can I get a copy of the new season of Entourage up in this joint?"
A: "Yo, you should talk to Todd, that guy has the 'George Costanza' of jailhouse wallets."

by Comander Cool December 14, 2008

Jailhouse Burrito

The Jailhouse Burrito has nothing to do with food. It is a surprise you get when you accidentally drop the soap.

Bro did you hear Jimmy was was cornered in his cell and given the Ol Jailhouse Burrito

Damn that's why he hasn't walked right in a week?

by Rebbelins01 July 3, 2020

Fathouse

This is a term used not for being fat, but for consuming large amounts of food.

Man, I just ate so much Wendy,s!!! Im such a fathouse!! Lets get some ice cream!!

by Dr, Deers January 19, 2009

jailhouse joint

a really thin marijuana cigarette sometimes cut with tobacco. if an inmate smuggles some pot in the jail, he/she rolls it into a jailhouse joint and everyone who wants to smoke it with the inmate has sex with each other (including the owner of the joint). The ones in prisons can be huge, but in the county jail they're thin, hence the name. On the Outside, sex isn't necessary to smoke one.

dude: this aint no nick bag! I got ripped off! It's only half a nick!

buddy: at least you can roll a jailhouse joint outta it.

by Medicine Elder Laffing Owl March 20, 2010

Jailhouse Wine

a wine made in prison using old grapes

Prisoner 1: i wanna get drunk

Prisoner 2: we have grapes let's make jailhouse wine

by fluffybunny20 November 29, 2011