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Flattering Yet Creepy

When an ex does something stalkerlike that is also kind of sweet.
The way you drove by my house 11 times before leaving flowers on my step late last night was Flattering Yet Creepy.
by Twinkie Situation October 29, 2018
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facting

Fucking, for the implausibly controlled.
You have to be facting kidding me. I am NOT that lily white baby's baby daddy. No facting way Jocelyn. No. Fatherfacting. Way.
by Guru Voodoo April 13, 2015
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Fostering

A slightly less extreme version of the commonly found player or also known as a man whore Fostering involves marrying people on facebook in quick succession. Fosterers often talk to many girls via Facebook messages and present a vunerable/emotional side to which appeals to people such as jailbait. Fostering is often a result of people who wish to appear popular and a desperate cry for affection.
Ethan: Wow Matt has gone through 3 Facebook marriages in 2 weeks. He's really fostering lately isn't he.
Sam: Yeah I know, he's getting alot worse.
Ethan: Ah well, better let him get it out of his system.
by Sue P January 3, 2012
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Filtering

The act of drinking an alcoholic beverage through a prostitute's used (and still warm) underwear.
Dan got extremely pissed and contracted oral herpes after filtering a pint of beer.
by Filter-Boys December 15, 2008
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female fattening tool

From the legend KEVIN BLOODY WILSON, a female fattening tool is an aussie slang term for a penis
Yo get some plastic wrap for a female fattening tool
by Don Bosko August 26, 2005
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facexing

Talking to someone on facebook (messaging, wall posting, commenting) and texting at the same time.
Okay just dont let it happen again! but it probably will since we are facexing right now.
by afacexingpro June 15, 2011
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Fettering

The act of packing a huge bowl and sectioning it off with the lighter, carefully hovering the flame above the bowl without touching the fire to it, to produce a massive bong milk.
"Dude i had this nug of dank, it was tiny so i was fettering every hit!"
by detectt April 22, 2010
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