Futtelblucker

When someone is in a situation they cant get out of

wow, in in a real Futtelblucker.

by Futtelblucker May 22, 2017

Futt

To fuck someone's butt

"Y'all down to futt?"

by Papa Futt August 11, 2020

Futtbucker

Worse than a buttfucker cause futtbucker sounds worse

Hey have you met Paul?

You mean that futtbucker?

Yeah that guy

by Biologicalwater March 26, 2021

Futussy

When the futon has a suspicious opening that resembles a Pussy

Ryan was hilt deep in my new Futussy

by aviks February 20, 2022

futist

A Nudist Futa.

Person:I Wish My GF was A Futist. that would be hot.

by EmLuvsFuta February 22, 2023

futsy

a fart, an ass-blast, gasser, poot, SBD, flatulence, hydrogen sulfide with methane, malevolent release of aromatic evil fumes.

Pardonnez-moi, madame, but I have made a huge futsy during your tea party. I trust that the fact that you're now vomiting into your cucumber sandwiches is not a consequence?
Yowza, buddy, that futsy you're smelling in this crowded elevator emitted from my butt-cheeks.
Yes, honey, those nicotine stains on my shorts are the residue of a series of joyous futsies.
Gutsy, gutsy, whoozgatta futsy?

by A. Gringa Parnussa January 25, 2008

futt

A front butt. When a person's front and back of their midsection cannot be distinguished other than the position of their beltbuckle.

Did you see that chick he went home with last night? Yeah she was huge and had a futt.

by SB1022 July 15, 2006