fumblearn

Learning by trial by fumbling your way through life

We will fumblearn how to do this as a team

by tehkayd June 29, 2017

Fimbledump

Verb: Fimbledump; to spill an object onto the ground in such a way as to cause bemusement and wonder

Origins: American

Angela: “Did you see how Kevin just Fimbledumped earlier?”
Oscar: “I DID! He’s such a clutz.”
Angela: “At least we didn’t have to eat that chili, I wouldn’t even feed that to my cats.”

by ScribeOfTheStars October 17, 2022

fumble dung

When your getting up from taking a number two,and drop something in the toilet before flushing.

Did I really just fumble dung my phone on that big turd!!!!!?????

by Seniorpappy October 18, 2022

Foley fumble

The Foley fumble is a two-part maneuver: While standing at the foot of the bed, having sex with a spread-eagle internet hook-up, you accidentally lose control of your bowels and drop a deuce on her bedroom floor. To correct this mistake, you quickly kick it under her bed before she can notice. You continue pumping away until you’re finished, then go home, leaving the log for her to find the next morning.

This move was pioneered by Christopher “Kidd Chris” Foley, popular radio show host.

Other names for this maneuver include the Syracuse Sneak, Sacramento Surprise, Loveland Log Roll, and Portland Pump & Dump.

Wayne: “Last night I met this robust woman off AOL, and in the middle of giving it to her I pulled a Foley fumble.”
Lenny:”What in the blazing blue hell is that?!”
Wayne:”I shat on the floor, then kicked it under the bed. She never knew!”
Lenny:” So it’s like a fumble in the NFL, but in this case, you don’t want to end up with the brown object in the end.”

by TheCanon13 September 28, 2017

bumble fumble

When on the Bumble dating app, accidentally swiping right on a guy you have zero interest in.

Got on Bumble before coffee and made a Bumble fumble.

by Taigress August 2, 2018

Tommy Fumbles

Tommy "Fumbles" Tyson is the half-brother of heavy weight boxing champion "Tyson Fury". Tommy was set to fight Jake "The PRBLM Child" Paul on December the 18 2021, until he backed out for so called "rib issues" even though we all know he was actully a fucking pussyhole whoes just too afraid to fight Jake Paul and is too up his own ass. Oh and he is into men aswell. Because of this Jake Paul is now having a rematch with Tyron Woodly as Jake Paul won against previously in a "Split decision" which was fucking bullshit.

Tommy fumbles is ass and boxing.

by Homiebroskialarm December 11, 2021

fumble ducky

when fuck gets autocorrected really funky

what the fumble ducky did u say to me?

by Verygayrat August 16, 2020