fostered

Similar to being tom sawyered. Being suckered into doing something which you originally thought was fun, only to turn out that what you are doing is indeed not fun.

"Come on, lets go chasing tornadoes. It'll be fun."

"No the last time you fostered me into chasing tornadoes I ended up in a mexican prison with a guy giving me a dirty sanchez."

by pylorns February 23, 2008

Fosters felch

(n.v.) An Australian sexual practice similar to a regular felch, but instead of eating semen out of a body cavity, involves sucking out beer that has been sprayed into vaginal vault or rectum (usually facilitated by vigorous agitation of beverage can/bottle).

That Cheryl was a wild sheila, I Fosters felched a slab of beer from her butt hole last night!

by Dr Merkin March 14, 2009

Zack Foster/Issac Foster

Definition: Hot killer orphan Mummy from the anime "Angels of Death"

Asking about who this hot killer is

Person A: Who's your favorite killer in the anime world?

Person B: Zack Foster from AOD duh? Tf?

Therefore they're favorite character is Zack Foster/Issac Foster

by xxBaku_bxtchxx April 5, 2021

Jodie Foster

A women whom you thought was attractive, and frequently made knuckle babies to, until you realized she was indeed a lesbian - and the attraction wears off.

Tevin: Hey bro, so...did you fire off some man torpedos to Gina last night?

Bro: Naw Tevin, turned out she was a real Jodie Foster...my life is ruined.

Tevin: Probably.

by tedwilli9 August 21, 2008

Fosters

What the yanks reckon Aussies drink, also what they think we call beer. We have a totally different word for that though.. We call it... wait for it... "beer".
Fosters sucks, you'll be hard stretched finding a fosters in any real watering hole.
If you want fosters in Australia, go to some yuppie terrorist(tourist) bar in a CBD.

"Did you piss in my stubbie??"

Nah, it's a Fosters.
*silence*

_PUNCH_

by Anonymous September 27, 2003

foster hoe

When a guy keeps meeting girls and having them move in with him right away.

Damn, they just met and she already moved in, that’s his 7th foster hoe this year!

by Emily Komisarek November 12, 2018

fostalize

v. fos ta lize. A neologism, said from the view point of a sex worker (SW) to describe the predicament in which they find themselves following the promulgation of USA laws FOSTA and SESTA of 2018. The word is derived from the more prominent law's acronym. The two laws were passed, ostensibly, to interdict the occurrence of nonconsensual sex trafficking; in other words to combat sex slavery--often of minors. SW's--most of whom do not consider themselves needing rescue; and their activity they consider to be adult and mutually consensual--feel affected as innocent bystanders. (Oh, yes; SW's also consider themselves innocent). For SW's these laws have greatly degraded their ability to meet clients and vet clients for safety without encountering the ever present scrutiny of law enforcement. SW's have needed to re--occupy unsafe spaces; street solicitation has increased. The shuttering of such sites as Craigslist singles ads by FOSTA has affected SW's world-wide. Because, hey; most of them are single too.

Sex Worker Nicki Lee: "Hey Angel, did you hear that local law enforcement has begun to aggressively fostalize this weekend? Yea, they're squandering resources by running a sting operation and arresting nontrafficked SW's over on Maple Street."

Angel: "I heard they bein' charged with self traffickin' themselfs! Since when ur not here hoin', Nikki, in your vanilla day job, you bein' mayor of this city and all, can't you stop them from needin' ta fostalize us ho's like that? Damn...glad the police chief's my regular..."

by Im10734 January 13, 2019