fmih

fuck me i’m high

person 1 : fmih
person 2 : what does that mean
person 1 : fuck me im high dude

by magic snake February 11, 2023

FMing

Function Managing an individual or group of people to perform their tasks.

FMing is a great way to get lazy people to perform tasks that they are slacking in and should not have to be told what to do.

by Dudeman26 September 1, 2023

FMIIK

FMIIK means fuck me if i know

Jump: Do you know what time it is Erin?
Erin: FMIIK

by JUMP August 4, 2004

FMIF

Fuck Me It's Friday - An expression and acronym that became popular only after the release of the Rebecca Black single, "Friday". The speaker is already aware of the onslaught of references to the aforementioned song they will hear over the course of the day.

Rabbi Kablack: Ugh, FMIF.
Rab Akablak: Yeah, well at least tomorrow is Saturday.
Rebecca Black: And Sunday, comes afterwerrrrrrrrrds.

by Timbo_Slice April 21, 2011

fmIBl

A term designed especially for IB (International Baccelaureate) students, which stands for Fuck My IB Life, and describes the feelings of wanting to sleep virtually anywhere, nerding it up, staying up doing homework til 5 in the morning, and losing sanity.

...fmIBl

by URfriendlyneighborhoodpornstar November 24, 2011

FMIF

Forgive Me, It's Friday

"Dude, that is dumb"
"I am Sorry. FMIF"

by Dementour October 18, 2013

FMILF

An acronym meaning "Future Mother I'd Like to Fuck." A term used to describe a pregnant woman who is very physically attractive.

"Dude, Maria is lookin' real good these days, even though she's 7 months pregnant."

"I hear that bro; a total FMILF."

by BeetsBySchrute December 30, 2014