Femme

A femme is a lesbian who subverts, conforms to and reclaims femininity for herself and other women exclusively. Contrary to popular beliefs, not all femmes are extremely feminine, wear makeup, have super long hair, etc. Femme is a lesbian exclusive term and the only requirement to be femme is to ba a lesbian and to subvert femininity for yourself and other women only!! Femmes arent useless, dainty and weak, we dont look straight and we dont do none of the work in a relationship!! Additionally, femmes dont have to date butches, femmes can date other femmes or non aligned lesbians! ♡

"My friend molly is a femme, she's totally rad!"

by peony femme July 11, 2019

Femmunist

A combination of 'feminist' and 'communist'. It is an accurate term used to describe the autocratic, and groupthink mentality of most feminists. Not all feminists are like that, but enough of them are that it is a big problem.

Femmunist: "feminism is about ONLY equality!"
RationalPerson: "oh really? what kind of equality?"
Femmunist: "what do you mean? there is only ONE equality! You are either with us or with the terrorists...erm non feminists"
RationalPerson: "equality of opportunity or forced equality of outcome? because giving free passes, scholarships, etc. to women just because they are women and treating men as 'primary aggressors' is not really equality at all"
Femmunist: "1 in 4 women are raped daily! Therefore we need to teach men where to look, what shirts are offensive, and what to say! DON'T TELL ME HOW TO DRESS"
RationalPerson: "40% of rape accusations are false...see I can use shoddy statistics too. Also the wage gap is a myth."
Femmunist: "HELP I AM BEING VIRTUALLY RAPED BY MYSOGINERDS! I AM WEAK AND VULNERABLE I NEED THE POLICE TO ARREST ANYONE THAT DISAGREES WITH ME"
RationalPerson: "...See this is why no one takes feminism seriously...it is like you are a communist or something."
Femmunist: "I can't even..."
RationalPerson: "Can't even finish sentences apparently. That is okay, go back to your tumblr hugbox where you never have to deal with criticism. I want nothing to do with you."

by President Robert PoopTickler February 13, 2015

violent femmes

Quite possibly the single greatest band of all time...they are better than most people give them credit for...not only did they make the song "Blister in the Sun," they also made a shitload of better songs.

Jack: "OMG, the Beatles are the best band of all time!"
Sam: "NO WAY! Dude, its all about Taking Back Sunday!"
Mike: "Go cut yourself, emo boy. Violent Femmes is the best band of all time!"
Nikki: "Tru dat"

by Lutkefish December 26, 2005

femme pantalon

What you call a guy who is wearing trousers that look like they were bought in topshop, This term was made in france so we decided to call him woman trousers in french, can be shortened to femme

Hey Femme Pantalon
What?

by Jay Clarkson February 22, 2005

en femme

A phrase used by male to female (MTF) transgendered individuals, usually crossdressers. It is a French phrase literally meaning "as a woman." It is used to describe the individual when they are presenting as a woman.

My friend Bill is a crossdresser. When we went out last night, he went en femme.

by Zim1 December 20, 2006

femmestache

A woman's hairy upper lip.

You girlfriend's ugly and that's a fact/if God sent her, then send her back/she got hairy arms, and a hairy ass/hairy upper lip that I call a femmestache/

Rapped in the style of Too $hort.

by Homeless Dave April 21, 2005

cherchez la femme

Literally translates to "find the woman". Used facetiously to suggest that when a man does something stupid, a woman was probably involved. This is not to indicate that it's the woman's fault, but that the man is trying to garner a woman's favour, or to cover up his infidelity.

Did you hear? All of a sudden Bill says he's morally opposed to porn.
Yeah right. Cherchez la femme.
Yeah, I think he's trying to impress the girl at Starbucks.

by Skorpion April 20, 2010