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faster than a cat can lick its ass

Ever see a cat lick its ass? Then you know it's pretty damn fast.
When I heard my old man coming home right when I was in the middle of some afternoon delight with my next door neighbor, he gathered up his clothes, rock-hard dick and all, and jumped out the window faster than a cat can lick its ass.
by Goobershanker August 9, 2006
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Father's Milk

Mark:How did you get on last night with that new Lass of yours
Martin:Well she had a mouthful of father's milk
by Mr Mong December 2, 2004
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Chair Farter

Over weight, ugly, often middle aged woman, who work in office jobs that are very rude, and never want to get out of the chair they are sitting in to help you. Most common place of employment is Government jobs, like tag department, etc.
I went to the courthouse to tag my tahoe, and that lazy "chair farter" was rude, she did not want to get up and help me. She just wanted to set and fart in her chair all day.
by quik406 August 10, 2010
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Father What-A-Waste

Nickname for a Catholic priest who has the unfortunate distinction of being the hottest guy in the parish. The epitome of unattainableness & a constant source of frustration for Catholic schoolgirls.
Girl #1: OMG have you seen our new parish priest?

Girl #2: INORITE? Father What-A-Waste should make going to confession interesting!
by TickledPinkPromDate November 10, 2009
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Not a Father's Day

Not A Father's Day is a holiday dedicated to the celebration and commemoration of an often forgotten segment of our country's population: the not fathers. These brave men have chosen to remain childless, despite an avalanche of pressure, expectations, and condemnation, propagated by the Saturday morning cartoon loving elite, the Minivan Clan, and Maury Povich.
Guy #1: Happy "Not A Father's Day", the only thing I'll be nursing at any given 2 AM, is a Scotch!

Guy #2: Amen to that!
by arcadiageorge June 16, 2014
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mother father

Its origin is of no importance only its destiny. It is the clean way of calling someone a motherfucker, cleanly.
by MexicanShortie January 10, 2005
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father duckling

When "person" calls you or a group of friends your little ducklings
by Baby ducking s February 27, 2018
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