When I heard my old man coming home right when I was in the middle of some afternoon delight with my next door neighbor, he gathered up his clothes, rock-hard dick and all, and jumped out the window faster than a cat can lick its ass.
by Goobershanker August 9, 2006
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Martin:Well she had a mouthful of father's milk
Martin:Well she had a mouthful of father's milk
by Mr Mong December 2, 2004
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Over weight, ugly, often middle aged woman, who work in office jobs that are very rude, and never want to get out of the chair they are sitting in to help you. Most common place of employment is Government jobs, like tag department, etc.
I went to the courthouse to tag my tahoe, and that lazy "chair farter" was rude, she did not want to get up and help me. She just wanted to set and fart in her chair all day.
by quik406 August 10, 2010
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Girl #1: OMG have you seen our new parish priest?
Girl #2: INORITE? Father What-A-Waste should make going to confession interesting!
Girl #2: INORITE? Father What-A-Waste should make going to confession interesting!
by TickledPinkPromDate November 10, 2009
Get the Father What-A-Waste mug.Not A Father's Day is a holiday dedicated to the celebration and commemoration of an often forgotten segment of our country's population: the not fathers. These brave men have chosen to remain childless, despite an avalanche of pressure, expectations, and condemnation, propagated by the Saturday morning cartoon loving elite, the Minivan Clan, and Maury Povich.
Guy #1: Happy "Not A Father's Day", the only thing I'll be nursing at any given 2 AM, is a Scotch!
Guy #2: Amen to that!
Guy #2: Amen to that!
by arcadiageorge June 16, 2014
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by MexicanShortie January 10, 2005
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