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implified facepalm

When something is so fucking retarted, that a regular facepalm doesnt cut it.
this deserves an implified facepalm
by swag965 October 16, 2013
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Holy-Facepalm

A Face palm as done by Jesus - as seen on posters around the world. The First ACTUAL RECORDED occurrence of this was when Mick Romney said, during his failed run for the Presidency in 2012, "I believe in Jesus Christ." (see example)
Mick Romney (during his failed run for the Presidency in 2012): "I believe in Jesus Christ."

Jesus Christ: D'oh! * Holy-Facepalm*
by Tidwell (the REAL one!) January 23, 2012
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Canadian Facepalm

A Canadian Facepalm occurs when a girl slaps a man, during sex while on their period, with a combination of their own blood and the mans semen.

NOTE: the man can return the slap, but this really does no good as the girl will probably wipe the fluid on the bed and thus cause the man to have to buy new sheets.
Josh was having sex when his girl decided to give him a Canadian Facepalm. Josh was not amused.
by IsThatARetoricalQuestion June 2, 2010
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Gamer Facepalm

When your unepic Girlfriend asks to pause your game, but you can't so you facepalm.
Person 412:Sweetie, can you pause that game for a second.
Person131:Honey, this game is online I can't pause it!
Person 412:Can you just pause it
Person131:*Gamer Facepalm*
by EPIC GAMER!!!! February 11, 2019
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Counter Facepalm

When someone's overruse of the facepalm meme actually makes you want to do it as a response.
"That facepalm meme is so overrused."
"That's why I use Counter Facepalm."
by MM132 October 25, 2012
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szent facepalm

when you want to die but someone revives you instead
that kid's joke made me Szent facepalm
by AlpahUnicorn December 19, 2018
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facepalmingly

Adjective form of the progressive verb facepalming (the act of raising one or both hands to your face when something stupid happens). When something is really frustrating and stupid and you end up realising it's facepalmingly stupid.
Michael Gove's education reforms are facepalmingly stupid.
by Nonflyingfarang September 10, 2013
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