Existentially

A word used typically by vegans who think they are better than you to explain why they don't eat meat and why it's ok.

Existentially, I don't eat meat because animals have a lot of feelings, and I feel their voices should be heard.

by Prof. Linguist April 5, 2010

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Exitstential

One is considered exitstential when at some point in time they discover there is no formally declarative time as it's been displaced. Out of time is a similar reference to being exitstential with a minor difference, that being the realization that something has gone shitbag wrong. Usually, those with a slippery grip on "reality" suffer from exitstential struggles. Symptom's include constant thoughts of death, dieing and pain (see Thanos). Basically, it's due to severe life or N.D.E.'s. ">

The sweaty middle aged man from the Alleghenies discovered he had a severe exitstential problem when the sun he once new was invisible in a dream he had the night before.

by herb pluribus unam May 22, 2016

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Existentialinconsequentialism

The feeling of absolute disassociation and embarrassment with attachment to the outcomes of events or value of objects.

Gordon: hey man do you have those reports done?

Jerry: you know what Gordon, no I don’t, I woke up today and came to work and got hit with a fat feeling of Existentialinconsequentialism from doing this meaningless job and I give absolutely no fucks about your reports.

by Lomaboy August 27, 2020

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