black envelope

The act of stoking a fire of high hopes that will burn faster than your dreams shattering when your dad left.

I hear Qualtrics is giving everyone the black envelopes.

by p1zzahut November 15, 2018

pushing the envelope

A sex act in which one person is tied to a bed and a sheet with strategically-cut holes placed over them, through which a second person has sex with them.

"Looks like it's time to buy new sheets. The wife and I were really pushing the envelope last night."

by mr. wangdangle November 17, 2011

red envelope

get a movie in the mail from netflix

John Doe: what did you get in the mail?

Jane Doe: red envelope.

John Doe: what movie?

Jane Doe: only the greatest movie of all time, Ferris Bueller's Day Off.

by OhaiNoName March 20, 2011

brown envelope

An envelope made of brown paper.

"Yo dawg, this bitch sent me a brown envelope with a letter on the inside!"

by frank1678 November 25, 2013

Fur Envelope

A very furry vagina.

My friend's mom has a sweet fur envelope.

by BreakBeatDrums May 14, 2015

Sealed Envelope

Sealing the Envelop is to get a female naked and passed out drunk, at which point you masturbate and ejaculate semen down her ass crack using the tip to spread it evenly, then with both hands clamp the cheeks together and wait for it to dry, next day when she wakes up her asscrack will be stuck together.

After getting really wasted woth friends Tony decided to give Ella a helpful sealed envelope

by R1ftWalk3r September 20, 2016

orange envelope of shame

A parking ticket, particularly one in a bright orange envelope, often found under windshield wipers on cars parked at university campuses and busy cities.

If you don't feed the meter when you park, there might be an orange envelope of shame on your windshield when you get back.

LPT: remove wiper blades from your car so the meter maid can't leave you an orange envelope of shame.

by southland August 18, 2017