England's Wang

Another Word for the county of Cornwall

(look at a map)

Dan: Where are you off too for the summer bob?

Bob: Cornwall, on the train

Dan: So you'll be riding the rails down England's Wang

Bob: Pretty Much

by loddonlol April 25, 2010

Engasm

The state of ecstacy felt by an English teacher when presented with a long-winded sentence that is composed entirely of complex words or literary terminology.

My English teacher had an engasm over my essay introduction

by terfled September 9, 2014

eggafuckle

An absolute dipshited retard that most likely plays guitar hero and eats chipotle. They often refer to women as their bitch and got a 400 on the SAT before they dropped out.Has an IQ that doesn't quite reach double digits,he also has more beer than water in his diet.

"you see that guy microwaving his burrito with the foil still on man,he's such an eggafuckle."
" damn it I forgot to do my RPA i'm such an eggafuckle."

by DARKproductions February 19, 2019

New England Earthquake

When a snowstorm or series of snowstorms hit the New England region causing buildings to collapse under the weight of the accumulated snow. Thus the end result of the collapsed building is the same of that as an earthquake.

That Nor'easter sure did a total. It seems like after all these storms, a New England Earthquake hit and destroyed the buildings.

by bookertdub February 23, 2011

new england lobster trap

When you are making love to a woman, and when your about to climax, she wraps her legs around you and says that she isn't on birth control. Thus, forcing you to conceive a child with her.

"I was with this really crazy girl and she New England Lobster Trapped me!"
"Looks like I'm going to be a father..."

by Vindit January 5, 2015

New England clam bake

When a girl sitting down farts letting the flatulence flow up through the pussy lips over the clit.

Sara sitting in class; dang girl I just farted and just New England clam baked my pussy.

by New England clam bake December 17, 2018

Hailey England

Hailey England is a whore from Adair county Kentucky. She has 4 baby daddies, lives off of the government, doesn’t take care of her kids, pops her suboxons, Neurontin, any other pain pills she can get her hands on, and meth. She will post stuff on Facebook to make herself look good but in reality most people know how she really is. She’s a gold digger and wants nothing but your money and the governments money. You see her you RUN!

Do you know Hailey England?
Yeah, I heard she’s on drugs and doesn’t take care of her kids!
Yeah, that’s the one!

by You already know who, bitch January 24, 2019