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external ejactulation

when you ejactulate into a womans face
after sex you ejactulate into your womans face when she sleeps, this is the act of external ejactulation
by veedee June 30, 2006
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ejectilate

The act of ejection.
The VCR ejectilated the videocassette. My Bowner ejectilated!
by Gimli July 9, 2003
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ejaculate

(eh jackul et)

It's when your urine turns white.
It only takes me about 35 minutes to masturbate myself to sleep. i have a glorious orgasm and sleep like a baby after i ejaculate.
by Ethan Tremblay May 25, 2011
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ejaculate

A gigantic douchebag that has gone above and beyond the call of duty to make himself synonymous with baby batter. See Kenny G
Pete: "Jesus, did you hear about John Tesh putting out another album?"

Wendy: "Yeah, that prick is nothing but society's ejaculate."
by Leroy Tabbins February 16, 2009
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Ejactulate and Evacuate

To have sexual intercourse with a woman, ejactulate, and then run away soon after and forget about it in fear of becoming a father.
Bruh you hit it raw!?! Don’t worry, I just Ejactulate and Evacuate
by Kiadii February 12, 2018
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Neuro-ejaculate

When your brain penis impregnates all cognitively demanding situations/ideas/thoughts in your environment; also, including the impregnation of wisdom to all present organisms in said environment.
The level of wisdom you are ejaculating from your brain penis must be impregnating the wisdom of those around you. Your neuro-ejaculate is allowing you to be very level headed tonight, Kyle.
by KW117 June 19, 2011
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Ejaculate and Evacuate

OMG!!! i just watched someone get ejaculate and evacuate
by yeet me November 12, 2018
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