evaporated milk

The breast milk of an old woman.

A: "man, I want to be all over her so bad"
B: "dude your sick I can't believe your into her, she old enough to be you grandma. You into evaporated milk?"

A: "what can I say, they get better with age!"

by Moistmonster December 30, 2013

Ejaculate and Evacuate

rape

OMG!!! i just watched someone get ejaculate and evacuate

by yeet me November 12, 2018

Pre-new year ejaculate

When people start saying "see you next year" the last week of December right up until the 31st at 11:59.

On Dec. 26th, Sam said to Dave, See you next year.
Dave replied to Sam, "Did you just Pre-new year ejaculate me?"

by Filamena C January 7, 2010

Ejaporate

When one ejaculates and is too lazy to clean it up, so they let the semen “evaporate.”

“Man I’m so horny but so tired from work I think I’m just gonna ejaporate tonight.”

by Sleepitoff September 27, 2019

Ejaporate

Ejaculating and letting it air dry.

After a long night of nut busting I decided I was too tired to clean it up and let it ejaporate.

by HailsWeav September 28, 2019

Ezaporated

The process of being zapped and evaporated at the sammmeee timmeeee

DAYUM SUN HE DUN JUST GOT EZAPORATED!

by Whutup January 23, 2011

evaporate my tenderloin

To Evaporate your Tenderloin is to beat your dick so fucking hard your meat (a.k.a Tenderloin) disappears(evaporates) into nothingness.

"Ah hell ya dude, this video of Paul Walker & Bob Ross painting each other's nude bodies makes me want to evaporate my tenderloin!"

by Tenderloin Evaporator December 9, 2017