Ejaculoathing

The sudden onset of revulsion, distaste and self-recrimination immediately following completion of the sexual act. Often accompanied by the realization one's partner is actually quite unattractive, deeply annoying, and perhaps best described as a serious error in judgment. Under severe cases one may vomit uncontrolably, struggle with depression, endure withering ridicule and ultimately withdraw from usual social circles.

Given his history, Bob really should've known that in the end he'd suffer from ejaculoathing.

by skiwithus February 7, 2009

Ejacelation

To be so elated by a perceived favourable outcome in an event, no matter how mediocre, that one proceeds to ejaculate without warning in one's pants, regardless of the social situation.

Dentist: 'You were well behaved at your appointment today David, so here's a sticker'
David: (jizzes in pants)
Dentist: 'Ejacelation?'
David: 'Nope, prostate cancer.'

by Anonymous submissions January 27, 2017

FOURSOME EJACULATION

Its when you (pee) first and then masturbate, them (pre cum) cums out, after that you get (cum) outta your dick, then while recovering from ejaculation the white stuff that cleans your pipe come out.

Dude: dude yesterday i had a FOURSOME EJACULATION, it felt weird and amazing at the same time.

by MLONE January 5, 2019

Projectile ejaculation

Projectile ejaculation is where you masturbate until just prior to ejaculation, and then you hold it carefully back until somebody you really dislike is nearby and you let go, hitting them in the face or hair with a loud, wet SLAP.

Don't get mad, get even. Projectile ejaculation is for you.

by Jacques Asse October 21, 2009

female ejaculate

a clear, odorless substance many women may produce upon orgasm. thought to originate from the Skene's glands adjacent to the urethra. similar to male ejaculate only in the respect that it is most definitely not urine.

The bed was covered in Laura's own female ejaculate

by thefemalewhoejaculates April 19, 2014

Premature Ejaculotion

1. When your hand lotion (or any lotion) explodes before you are ready to use it.

2. When lotion squirts out of the pump in an unexpected and undesired location.

1. Person: Fuck, my hand lotion is all over the inside of my bag - talk about premature ejaculotion.

2. Person: Eff, there is ejaculotion all over the floor, where is a towel?

by KC Royals November 30, 2011

Turbo Ejac

An individual who ejaculates extremely quickly, but extremely powerfully.

In some cases the force of the ejaculation can smash through walls or cause physical injury, especially to young children.

'Holy crap was that a gunshot?'
'Nah mate it was just my flatmate. He's a turbo ejac.'

'The fuck just happened Barry my vagina is bleeding?!'
'I'm sorry Mary, I should have told you, I'm a turbo ejac. We should probably get you to the hospital'

by bareswanage420 October 12, 2016