The worst Hell on Earth. Satan's best friend. A parent's excuse to grounding. A naked jog through a cactus mine field while on fire.
Edline is a destroyer of weekends and a crusher of souls. It replaces xbox with sponges and PS3 with mops. It tears out a kid's heart, rips it, burns it to ashes, shoves the ashes in a wooden box floatin down the river and into a jagged crevice in which it is torn apart by vampire piranha demons and eaten by carrot monkeys.
Edline SUX. It's terrible and just another excuse for teachers to ruin student's lives. So if your mom or dad has one, say goodbye to the sun and your social life because from now on, the only thing you can ever look forward to when you get home from the torturous jail cell those morons call a school is the sound of your parents' voices saying, "I was on Edline today and...."
Edline is a destroyer of weekends and a crusher of souls. It replaces xbox with sponges and PS3 with mops. It tears out a kid's heart, rips it, burns it to ashes, shoves the ashes in a wooden box floatin down the river and into a jagged crevice in which it is torn apart by vampire piranha demons and eaten by carrot monkeys.
Edline SUX. It's terrible and just another excuse for teachers to ruin student's lives. So if your mom or dad has one, say goodbye to the sun and your social life because from now on, the only thing you can ever look forward to when you get home from the torturous jail cell those morons call a school is the sound of your parents' voices saying, "I was on Edline today and...."
Mom: Hi honey, how was school today?
Kid: ...eh.
Mom: Really. Well I was on Edline today and...
Kid: OH SHIZZ. *runs out the back door*
Kid: ...eh.
Mom: Really. Well I was on Edline today and...
Kid: OH SHIZZ. *runs out the back door*
by Andie D. March 5, 2011
Get the Edline mug.A small town mainly dominated by college students. During the day Edinboro experiences numerous extreme climate changes, or just a shitty one throughout the day. The University is home to a variety of minorities, that present a good sense of humor. Most of the partying is enjoyed outside neighboring projects known as the dorms. The town's main food source is a small shop called Johns Pizza, whom receives most of their business between 1-3 AM. Edinboro harbors a beautiful lake and many other extraneous features only brought to life, through experience.
by xironskier05x December 27, 2011
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VOLVO.
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Is a very successful and rich lad.
He will buy you a house, make you a child, and most importantly, he will buy you a car.
VOLVO.
The magician Anthony has chanted his future - he will play with pussies.
An unobtrusive guy from Dieveniškės likes 'golfiukas', but a 'volfiukas' is better.
All the frogs in the village dance on his flute.
He who likes to explore places that no one knows can be referred to by his name, Stalker101 - you are not safe.
A very athletic work of art entangles his heart.
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Get the chookie edinburgh mug.Similar to the sexual act of Edging.
However, Dump Edging is a non-sexual act performed whilst taking a bowel movement. It’s done when the pleasure seeker starts to crown, but at the last minute contracts his or her sphincter and sucks it back shut.
After one has performed this several times and finally completes the faecal movement all the way to release, intense feelings of euphoria have been reported along with a rush of endorphins and intense sweating.
However, Dump Edging is a non-sexual act performed whilst taking a bowel movement. It’s done when the pleasure seeker starts to crown, but at the last minute contracts his or her sphincter and sucks it back shut.
After one has performed this several times and finally completes the faecal movement all the way to release, intense feelings of euphoria have been reported along with a rush of endorphins and intense sweating.
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2. “I quit masturbation, so the only stress release I have now is dump edging.”
2. “I quit masturbation, so the only stress release I have now is dump edging.”
by Neanderthal808 October 2, 2021
Get the Dump Edging mug.a girl you can always go to with any your problems. she is sensitive and caring.she will try hardest not to give up on you but sometimes she does. she's a good girl with the best personality. don't make mistakes with her, she's strong enough to leave. she's a great singer and if you'll ask she mostly sing to you. she want to be a doctor but never. she's amazing but crazy at the same time. don't brake her heart because maybe your relay will be short.any guy who wins her heart is the luckiest guy in the whole world.
by tarakucha December 29, 2016
Get the Edlina mug.1. so basically, edline has become the most evil thing known to a kid in the Montgomery County School system (MD). child abuse has increased up to 73% because of edline.
2. a website where teachers have the pleasure to update students' grades so that parents can view anytime they need a reason to ground their kids.
2. a website where teachers have the pleasure to update students' grades so that parents can view anytime they need a reason to ground their kids.
by Deeeeeeeeee December 13, 2008
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