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giving an Edward Cullen

The act of going down on a girl when she's on her period.
"Dude, did you hook up with that chick?"

"Yeah. I went all the way down on her. She was on her period too."

"Damn, you gave her an Edward Cullen? Takes guts, man."

He wants to hook up, but I'm on my period. Guess he'll be giving an Edward Cullen tonight!
by espenant October 18, 2011
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Perrie Edwards

1/4 of British girl group Little Mix who won the X-Factor 2011.

The remaining members of Little Mix are Jesy Nelson, Jade Thirlwall, and Leigh Anne Pinnock.

Facts about Perrie:
1. She had no sense of smell.
2. She is from South Shields
3. She lived in New Zealand when she was younger.

Relationships:
Zayn Malik- Ex Boyfriend

Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain- Current Boyfriend.
Girl- Who's that Blonde chick from Little Mix?
Little Mix fan- That's Perrie Edwards.
by Mybisexualass June 2, 2019
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Edward Ballinger

To be violently sick at a mates house, then fall unconscious with your boxers down.
Person 1: wtf happened last night? I just woke up in my moms bed…
Person 2: you pulled an Edward Ballinger, u fucking retard.
by OliverJarvis January 8, 2023
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Edward Forty Hands

Drinking game, where one duct tapes a 40 to each hand and must drink both fortys before removing them from their hands. See also colt 45 hands
Quit being a bitch and finish your Edward Forty Hands.
by jdogg March 30, 2005
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Eduardo

Eduardo is a sweet but quiet individual. He is very muscular and is a never give up type of person. He is romantic. He may seem serious, but once you get to know you is very funny. He s very athletic and works well with kids. He dresses very nice and pleases most eyes. He is handsome and sexy
Dang! Almost dressed like an Eduardo today!
by Manshepoppin October 4, 2017
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Dirty Edward

You cum on someones face and them throw a handful of glitter on it so they shine like Edward Cullen in the sun
We watched twilight and she got so into she let me give her a dirty Edward
by the big lindowski November 18, 2013
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Edward Cullen

A fictional character, and primary love interest of the first person narrator Isabella Swan in Stephenie Meyer's 'Twilight' series.

He lives in Forks, Washington.

He is a Meyerpire, a being that suffers from a psychosis leading him to believe he is a 'vampire'.

A one hundred and eight year old virgin (until the latest installment 'Breaking Dawn'), he is trapped in the body of a seventeen year old boy, sparkles in the sunlight, has the ability to move super fast (despite the fact that he is described as 'marble-like') and has a wide variety of 'speshul' powers.

He is adored by teenage girls and Catholic priests alike, and is so 'perfect' in every way that he actually shits flowers.

He later becomes the father of Renesmee (Affectionately referred to as 'Nessie' and 'Renestard'), a half-Meyerpire, half-human hybrid who is also 'perfect' and is imprinted on by the self-styled Pedo-Wolf Jacob Black.

He is often used as a reference for unimpressive or ‘pussy’ vampires, despite the fact that he is not in fact a vampire.

See also: Stalker.
"I like glitter... does that make me gay?"

"If you're Edward Cullen."
by Sayer of Many Truths December 22, 2008
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