Epic Exaggerationist

A person who uses the word "EPIC" to describe things which are CLEARLY NOT EPIC.

GUY 1: "Dude, last night was SO EPIC!"

GUY 2: Bro, we stood around in a backyard and you blacked out at 11:20pm, these events surely do not qualify as EPIC.

GUY 1: "SOOOOOOO EPIC!!!"

GUY 2: You're being an Epic Exaggerationist, and hence a douche.

by Dasage November 13, 2011

Pre-emptive exaggeration

The act of exaggerating a story, because you think everyone will assume you are whether you do or not.

Pre-emptive exaggeration would be telling your friends you were in line for 2 hours when it was only 1, because you know if you say 1 they will assume you were exaggerating and it was only half an hour.

by Perfect_Blue September 10, 2011

Eggert

Derogatory: a slur used against bald people who jaywalk

Yeah, man, I hit a stupid eggert while they were jaywalking and now I have to repair my car

by Cumdumpster Jones June 29, 2022

Exaggeration Pull-Back

When you use hyperbole to express something large or long, and then take it back. Usually done quietly.

Sean: There were like a MILLION people at the party! Actually it was more like 40, but whatever.

Evan: *cough cough Exaggeration Pull-back cough cough*

by The_Straight-Edge_Donkey August 1, 2011

Eager

Fans of the University of Auburn, known as eagers because they are confused about what their own mascot is. They scream "War Eagle" even though their mascot is a tiger, and even name their pet bird "Tiger". When you combine an eagle and a tiger, you get an obnoxious eager.
An eager is a person who is obnoxious, jealous, and feels inferior, a person who doesn't root for his/her team, but rather against other teams - especially Big Brother, otherwise known as The University of Alabama. Eager also applies well, since they are so eager to accept the points they are given when a superior team feels sorry for them.

Those Eagers are more annoying than usual. Maybe if they ever win more than 1/2 a national championship they won't feel as inferior to The Crimson Tide.

by Alabama RTR December 1, 2010

under-exaggerating

opposite of over-exaggerating; to reduce the limits of truth; understate; represent under-proportionality

Drake: "What are you talking about I've only done that to you like once."
Kamile: "OMG! What are you talking about you're like under-exaggerating. You've done that like a bajillion times."

by eekkamile September 21, 2009

Eagerish

someone really skinny who is in vital need of gossip rehab along with their lemmings

'I'm hungry slash not hungry'

'That is soooo eagerish'

by regina phallange February 19, 2008