ethiopian titty fucked

When you're fucking a bitch missionary and you're squeezing her tits hard for an advantage point, and right before you cum you barbaricly tear her breast implants out cum in the two new holes you have just made and replace them with the last girl's you did it to.

I used to be depressed until I ethiopian titty fucked over my ex!

by TWINKIE MIXER May 12, 2017

Ethiopian body builder

One who is really skinny yet still has some muscle. One who looks like an Ethiopian.

That kid is so skinny he looks like an Ethiopian body builder.

by 2 North April 13, 2005

Ethiopian shim sham

(n.) A very pungent and tasty member of the marijuana family. It finds its home in bee hives in The Western Rockies.

Man that shit was great, did we just smoke the Ethiopian Shim Sham?

by Samuel Sharpe September 02, 2007

Ethiopian Princess

Any individual who partakes in bodily gauging for the specific purpose of fitting more penises within an orifice.

"So I was at this gangbang last night, and there was this fucking ethiopian princess...shit man we fit fifteen cocks in her without even lubing up."

by Ian Broswell September 11, 2010

ethiopian slip n slide

also called the greasy jesus. a woman lies with her legs spread on the bed, the man begins in the hallway leading to the bedroom. he begins running at full speed. he leaps onto the springboard (a springboard is needed for this position)and swan dives into the woman's vagina. the man then pulls out and repeats until climax is reached

Yo ray-ray. me and dashiki just got done fuckin' at her house dog!

oh yeah? you pull an ethiopian slip n slide on that ho?

by teddy tree February 09, 2008

Running like an Ethiopian chasing its food

Running extremely fast, as if your life is dependent on it. Like you are an Ethiopian whose survival is reliant on catching your prey.

Alex is so fast, running like an Ethiopian chasing its food.

by Humanities March 27, 2011

Ethiopian Milkman

A sex act based on an Ethiopian practice where air is blown into a cow's anus in order to trick the cow into thinking it's pregnant, inturn increasing milk production.

Basically it's eating a girl's ass while simultaneously reaching up/round for a go on her tits.

Girl 1: you won't believe what he did to me last night!
Girl 2: OMG tell me!
Girl 1: The Ethiopian Milkman!! My tits literally pissed the bed by the time he'd finished!!

by Robbo77 May 31, 2021