Ethiopian Mafia

A group of criminals that come from Ethiopia. Their crimes include:

1. Cannibalism

Jimothy: Ey who killed Papa Lardo?

Timbson: It was the Ethiopian Mafia.

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by TAO OF URGE September 27, 2019

ethiopian gas attack

the act of farting during sexual activities on purpose while sitting on a partners face but pretending to make it sound like an accitdent

yo i gave my man an ethiopian gas attack last night it felt so good to do

by Esftsgsgw.gywgsgysgs January 15, 2020

Ethiopian Joint

A very skinny joint or blunt.

Dude, you rolled an Ethiopian joint again.

by JustaStoner April 29, 2021

Ethiopian Milkman

A sex act based on an Ethiopian practice where air is blown into a cow's anus in order to trick the cow into thinking it's pregnant, inturn increasing milk production.

Basically it's eating a girl's ass while simultaneously reaching up/round for a go on her tits.

Girl 1: you won't believe what he did to me last night!
Girl 2: OMG tell me!
Girl 1: The Ethiopian Milkman!! My tits literally pissed the bed by the time he'd finished!!

by Robbo77 May 31, 2021

Ethiopian Cow Milker

The female/male proceeds into a doggy style form in which the sexual partner, from behind grabs both breasts and burgs there face in there ass and blows

Just tried out out the Ethiopian cow milker, not ideal

by Jeffydommer999 June 4, 2021

Ethiopian Hotdog

1) Get a giant pot of mustard

2) pour it into the japseye of the man

3) Have sex until the man jizzes

4) squeeze the mustard out of the fanny onto the mans dick while he holds a hotdog bun either side

man: hey do u wana try something
woman: erm it depends what it is

man: its the ethiopian hot dog
woman: yes! i love the ethiopian hotdog

by TOM THE SEXY BAAAAAASTARD!! August 2, 2021

ethiopian mound roller

To build a hill where lions can't reach starving children

Billy: what is he doing?

Marvin: he's an Ethiopian mound roller. He saves the children.

by Thefryinhawaiin September 10, 2021