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Erectile overfunction

Once per month men have an erection for one full week.
Dude I’m just went into erectile overfunction
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Erectile melt down

When you ejaculate and you can't stop it just keeps gushing out even when you are not erect.
Susan I think I'm having an erectile melt down what should we do?
by T-rent October 10, 2014
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Erectile dysfunction

Everything about Paulie was dysfunctional, he was impotent around the opposite sex. Erectile dysfunction was just a surface symptom.
by Solid Mantis May 14, 2021
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Erectile dysfunction

My mentally adopted son asked me what a Erectile dysfunction was, so i did a Naruto run yelling "YEET".
by @therealGod May 19, 2018
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EDL (Erectile Dysfunction Louts)

This condition can be mainly found in white English males aged 16 to 50. (Some rare occasions this can be found in other countries, races and even found in females)

Symptoms include :-

Irrational thinking, paranoia,brought on by the use of Cocaine available from all RO's or from the EDL leader Tommy Robinson AKA Stephen Yaxley Lennon, uncontrolled raising of one arm in the air, racist tourettes, consumption of large quantities of lager (Stella), uncontrollable bladder, misdirected anger, incoherent speech/text/post, homophobia, illiteracy, the belief they are defending the English language without the ability to use the English language properly, 17th century ideals, cold face (Remedied with a balaclava) and the inability to perform in the bedroom.

Extreme case symptoms :-

All of the above plus extreme violence and uncontrolled smashing of towns/cities/police and local people they claim to love the most.

If you present any of these symptoms, take immediate action. STOP reading The Sun, Daily Mail and The Daily Star. STOP watching Sky News, Fox News and CNN.

To reverse the symptoms get a good health dose of The Daily Show With Jon Stewart, Channel 4 News, reading a book (One without pictures), water, education, fibre, 5 kinds of fruit and veg a day, tolerance and understanding for your fellow man.
"That balaclava clad bloke must be suffering from EDL (Erectile Dysfunction Louts), we should try to help him with education and understanding to make him better"

"My town has been smashed up, the locals attacked and police are out in force. There must of been a sporadic out break of EDL (Erectile Dysfunction Louts). Thankfully only a small number of people have come down with it."
by Alexander Jones 2012 November 7, 2012
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Political Erectile Disfunctional Warrior

A political erectile Dysfunctional Warrior is a person who has great political frustration and ignorance, that might have been caused by erectile dysfunction or sexual frustration.
A Political Erectile Disfunctional Warrior or P.E.D =Tony Abbott is the greatest Prime minister to ever serve Australians and anyone that says other wise are just stupid and jealous of his love and admiration towards gay people boat people and women.

Sane Australian= Dude your such a P.E.D warrior have you been suffering from erectile dysfunction lately.
by blashada September 6, 2014
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I have erectile dysfunction

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by ADaddylicious October 23, 2019
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