dimple twist 

The act of sticking your index finger(s) in the dimple spot(s) on your cheek and rotating your finger(s) around. Has two (2) meanings:

(1) When accompanied by an "awww" sound the dimple twist is used to pretend to feel sorry for someone or try to embarrass or annoy them

(2) When lacking a verbal accompaniment it is used to admit wrongdoing while still feeling coy about the bad behavior

*dimple twist* Awwwww did somebody lose at a game of monopoly?
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Q: Did you leave the milk out all night?
A: *dimple twist*
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Q: Did you steal my beer?
A: *dimple twist*

dimple twist by Jessy46 January 8, 2014

dumbledorin' 

The act of suddenly becoming Dumbledore. Usually involves a fuckload of hallucinogenic drugs.

well I wuz trippin balls and my friend started dumbledorin' all around.

dumbledorin' by NPWR January 6, 2015

Friend Dumped 

When a friend breaks off a friendship with another friend, much like a regular breakup. Usually, the dumpee is unaware of why they are being friend dumped.

Amy: "I don't think we should be friends anymore."
Beth: "Why?"
Amy: "It's just not working out."

Amy goes to her friend Suzy.

Amy: "Beth just said we shouldn't be friends anymore."
Suzy: "Girl, you just got friend dumped."

Friend Dumped by Zelophehad August 21, 2010

getting dumped 

When you are completely happy in a relationship and out of nowhere your signifigant other decides s/he isn't. You probably didnt see this coming and it felt as if life had bitch slapped you, its okay though. Go eat some ice cream and cry (meaningless hook ups and/or alcohol are optional but suggested).

Boyfriend: Hey you seem really happy with us.
Girlfriend: Yeah I am, I love you so much!
Boyfriend: ....
Girlfriend: What's wrong?
Boyfriend: I'm confused but I don't feel a connection to you anymore. Sorry but I don't think it would be fair to stay with you.
Girlfriend (thinking*) FUCK. fuck. I need some alcohol because thats what you do after getting dumped.

getting dumped by cathylee June 1, 2009

do you slap the dimpled balls? 

Do you play golf?

Yo, do you slap the dimpled balls?

Fuck yeah I do!

do you slap the dimpled balls? by tinypastelchild February 13, 2017

dumpie 

a phat ass, dumptruck ass, dad ass, double cheeked up on a monday afternoon.

Yooo did you see dom’s dad? he has a PHAT dumpie.

Because of genetics i inherited my dads dumpie.

Chad Kroeger has a huuuuuge dumpie.

THE GOOD, THE BAD, THE DUMPIE

dumpie by Syrupfreak October 26, 2020

Slice The Dimples

To "slice the dimples" is to enjoy a round of golf.

"Yo...Sammy...what say we go out and slice the dimples this Saturday?"

Slice The Dimples by Gordon Lightfoot and Me November 18, 2021