drifting

The act of drifting involves two actions that occur in a given time frame:

1)One must expel flatulence from the anus in an area deemed suitably far away to prevent those present from taking in the putrid aroma.

2)After this action takes place, one must retreat back to the area of social gathering. Unfortunately for those present, the smell has been carried along by its host. All conversations are put to a sudden halt as the malodorous scent dominates the area.

Nate: *Returns to group after ripping ass 15 feet away* What's up guys?
Group: *Suddenly plagued by odor* SON OF A BITCH, NATE YOU'RE DRIFTING AGAIN!
Nate: I'm the drift king.

by Hindustu May 28, 2007

drexting

The act of texting while driving.

Dr. Frank Ryan was involved in a fatal car accident caused by drexting.

by ehchromatic August 19, 2010

drexting

driving while texting.

i was drexting and almost got in an accident

by pretzellover November 2, 2010

druxting

The act of dunk texting.

I ended up druxting my baby momma last night!

by bigperm78 January 31, 2010

drifting

Completing a turn while purposly inducing oversteer on the car by loosing traction in the rear tires. (used to gain maximum speed entering and exiting a turn by aiming the centrifugal force of the car towards the inside of the turn)

"A that cars going sideways!"
"Das drifting"

by Archilles May 16, 2006

arab drifting

the act of driving shitty Arab cars and "drifting" by hydroplaning.

Muhammed broke his shock arab drifting around my culdasac

by krazy jahn October 13, 2009

drifting

I have seen "The Fast and The Furious: Tokyo Drift" and they show what drifting is in the movie. Drifting is apparently going really, really fast, so fast, in fact, that you burn up your tires and careen haphazardly into other cars and/or buildings and/or pedestrians, all in a puff of smoke!

lame girl: "I think drifting is so cool! It makes my tires smoke and then I crash into things!"
smart girl: "You must have a really boring life, dweeb."

by nastina June 24, 2006