the great diamond authority

The four main, most important gems of the TV series Steven Universe, consisting of White Diamond, Yellow Diamond, Blue Diamond, and Pink Diamond.

You seriously don't know about the Great Diamond Authority?

by pseudo-Nymi December 29, 2018

Diamond Shower

When you shit on your partner for sexual pleasure.

"Cuz a golden show is when you pee on someone so a diamond shower is when you shit on someone" -Fiona

by Just a wee lad dude October 14, 2019

neil diamond

A singer who was tampled to death at a recent Paul Simon concert. Later, Weird Al wrote a parody of the tragedy.

I've got neil diamond on the soles of my shoes.

by Alfie The Horndog April 22, 2008

Conflict Diamonds

Diamonds that derive from sierra leone, or any third world country;Diamonds that require harsh and cruel labour to mine.

Don't buy conflict diamonds, it's wrong!

by Acidplanet_Member August 27, 2005

Detroit diamonds

broken glass from an automobile on the ground; usually from a theft

I was walking down the street barefoot, and I cut myself on some Detroit diamonds.

by jamma whamma July 12, 2006

Diamond

An awesome, smart, random, crazy, sexy fun loving girl. She can make you laugh all the time and can pull off any outfit any day. She's the sweetest and nicest person you'll ever meet but don't piss her off or you'll end up in the Nevada Desert

Did you see Diamond's outfit today? She's sophisticated today but yesterday she went scene

How bad did diamond beat that girl up? Let's just say she won't be talking anymore

I love Diamond she gave me her last dollar!

by PoeticWords April 15, 2013

Mine Diamonds

The act of mining diamonds in the game named minecraft. diamonds are one of the rarest items in minecraft. diamonds are powerufl and also used to make, swords, pickaxes, garden hoe's, shovels and armor. but there are stitll more uses

Alright guys, cough I'm doing 'Take On Me' now, alright. I, I really, I really like this song, it sounds good.

Minin' away
I don't know what to mine
I'll mine this anyway
In this Minecraft day
So beautiful, mine further down
What's that I found?

Mine diamonds (Take on me)
I'll mine them
So far I've got two!

So easy to mine
With my Minecraft pickaxe and shovels
Hopefully they stay
In my Minecraft chests
So I'm gonna make
A lock on it

Mine diamonds (Take on me)
Mine diamonds (Take on me)
I'll mine them
So far I've got two!"Ah!cough, cough, cough, cough, sniff, cough
I'm alright, I'm ready"
All these diamonds
Sittin' carefully lay
I'm getting worried (Shut the fucking door!)
If they might get stolen
From my ender chest
Wait, who is that?
Holy sheep, it's Notch!

Mine diamonds (Take on me)
Mine diamonds (Take on me)
Now they're safe
Woah
Now
Now that they're safe
Woah
Mine diamonds, heavy breathing (Take on me)
Mine diamonds (Take on me)

Uh, thanks, thanks for listening guys and thanks for recommending this song

by Weird boi July 31, 2019