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Dragonforcing

The act of creating music when you don't have even a faint trace of musicality, aesthetics or humanism. Writing music so stale and forced only adolescents who are blind to the fact you have nothing whatsoever to say or offer society can listen to it.
"Did you hear the latest song by Soulja Boy, Man he's taking DragonForcing to a whole new level!" or "Man, Even Paris Hilton DragonForced out an album!"
by threeofaperfectpair April 16, 2008
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Dragonforce

Dragonforce is a band that sings about dragons and likes to play the same cord over and over again and throw in a couple of gay notes and call it a song
1. dragonforce is gay because all they sing about is killing dragons and then chopping of their nuts and then stuff the left nut in the dragon's mouth and then eat the right nut for breakfast the next day

2. wow if there were no words in this song i could not tell if this is "through the fire and the flames" or "operation ground and pound"
by 888888888888888888888888888888 September 29, 2008
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DragonForger

Once upon a Runescape, there was a legendary skiller named BaconAndEggs. He loved to smith and practiced the art for years. Bacon was in love with the skill and got a smithing achievement cape and top 100 rank in no time. However, Bacon had other interests and halted training the smithing skill in pursuit of maxed total level. He hung up his cape, and went on a journey of a lifetime, training every other skill and slaying terrible terrible monsters!

Many years later, while hunting tormented demons, Bacon found a Golden Hammer! This great find reignited his passion for the skill. He dusted off his smithing outfit bought an iron dragon mask and even changed his RSN to DragonForger.

From that day on, DragonForger has smithed many metals, abused many anvils and hammered many chicks. The once smithing hopeful has created a legend for himself and vows to keep smithing till the day he dies, or gets 200m exp in the skill.
Noob A: Hey, where did you get that sweet ass sword?
Noob B: Uhh.. I forgot, why don't you ask DragonForger to make you one? He smiths Dragon armour straight from live Dragons in the wilderness!
by BaconAndEggs March 30, 2011
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Dragonforce

Dragonforce: THE Dragonforce. Every instrument in the band has been known to play so fast that they create their own hyper-dimensional vortex. So fast that the human brain cannot process the speed at which the notes are being played. Even though they sound fast now, many scientists and researchers actually believe that the music is processed by the human mind 5.7 times too slow than it is actually played.
If anyone ever heres anyone say that Dragonforce is not Epic or speed metal, you must follow the instructions listed below:
-Crazy glue headphones to their ears
-Turn on the long version of soldiers of the wasteland
-Crank it
-Proceed to throw victim into a flaming pit
If the above is executed with precision, the victim will no longer be alive, but will have listened to the most amazing song right before they died.
by trickshot9 July 24, 2007
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Dragonforce

The hardest metal known to mankind.
Diamonds are crafted using specifically-designed drills made out of Dragonforce.
by randomly February 6, 2009
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Dragonforce

a shitty power/speed metal band from england. they have gained a large following due to the fact that their song made it onto guitar hero 3. before that, nobody had even heard of them, and for a good reason. well several reasons.

none of their music is original. the asian dude prolly just said "oooh rets write shitty music about castres and dragons and pray rearry rearry fast to hide our rack of tarent" after playing dungeons and dragons for 10 hours straight. ill give herman li credit for his ability to play fast, but any guitarist can play power chords and broken arpeggios.

and just to clarify, herman li is not the best guitarist ever. that goes to jimi hendrix, closely followed by clapton. even in the metal genre, guitarists like rusty cooley, paul gilbert, and even yngwie malmsteen are better. and i would have to say that if you want to listen to a guitarist who can shred but still play softer, more soulful music, listen to john petrucci, steve vai, or joe satriani

their singer sounds like a 12 year old whos balls havent dropped yet, which doesnt fit the music at all.

they have a keytar. dont get me wrong, keytars are awesome. just not in metal

they cant play live. just watch one of their performances on youtube. you cant tell me that it doesnt sound like they are on the brink of falling apart, crashing, and burning. idk how they do it in the studio, but their sound engineers producers deserve some mad props for making off-tempo power chords actually fit over an uneven drum groove.

and finally, all of their songs sound the same. and all of their variations of the same 4 songs suck. if you want good thrash/speed metal listen to slayer, early metallica, testament, exodus, hammerfall, or rhapsody of fire. and please get a decent taste in music
dragonforce fan: dragonforce kicks ass. i saw their show last night and it was so epic

me: and by epic, you mean 5 minutes of erratic, off tempo power chords repeated several times, with the two guitarists barely keeping up with the pace of the music, not able to play the solos on they recorded in the studio and heavily edited to make them sound at least slightly musical?
by musicman27 August 1, 2009
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Dragonforce hater

Someone who can't appericate the epicness of Dragonforce
Anyone who is a dragonforce hater has no life
by runhard27 July 27, 2016
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