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jake downing

A very nice man who likes to steal obese children from their homes at night, then making them lose weight before returning them back to their parents. Usually unscathed.
"Dude, Billy Jean got robbied last night."

"About time, he was such a fat ass. Hopefully he'll be able to move without needing that forklift when he gets back.
by hs25571 April 11, 2017
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Downing Street Memo

The minutes of a meeting among British officials indicating that the Bush administration was fixing the facts to the policy to promote their illegal war in Iraq. Despite the claims of some GOP, this document has not been shown to be debunked, false, or invalid.
The Downing Street Memo/Minutes document is a smoking gun pointing to the Bush administration, whose actions are worthy of impeachment and removal from office.
by resident alian July 22, 2008
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The Downing Dip

The action of dropping the head of one's penis or the bellend into another man's beverage when they're not looking. Originally when John Christopher Downing put his penis head into Bob Freudenberg's coffee when Bob was taking a shit.
Bob-"This coffee tastes like shit"
*laughter*
Chris-"Well you just got The Downing Dip"
by SuperJew of Mid Mo February 8, 2008
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Ken Dodding

The art of shooting your gentlemens gel into the hair of your lover, so when it's dried they have a massive quiff resembling UK comedian Ken Dodd.
Wow Diaz looked like there been some Ken Dodding going on in "Theres something about Mary".
by Single handed sailor April 21, 2010
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dowing

A combination of Homer Simpson's word "D'oh" and the word "rowing".
It is used to describe the sport rowing, as it is a sport performed by lower than average people. It describes the sport in a Neanderthal way, that is typical of its particpants.
A: Hey mate, you ready for dowing today?
B: Duuuuuh yep

A: I love dowing
by amacnzl2292 October 28, 2006
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Downingtown slamming (rules)

Here are the rules:
- help all fallen slammers up.

- dont hit fellow slammers in private areas.

- no spine shots, rabbit punches, or blind sides.

- no slamming heads.

- after breaking three of these rules your thrown out.

These are the rules.
Hitting someone in there private areas, downingtown slamming (rules). penis downingtown slam
by Mush face June 29, 2009
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Downing

someone who not only lacks length but lacks girth aswell. A Downing never usually performs in the bedroom and leaves girls feeling very short handed.
girl 1: whatcha get up to last night?
girl 2: uh I met this decent guy in town but back at my place he turned out to be such a Downing!
by dark_destroyer December 1, 2014
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