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Douchemongloroid

I can't sit here and listen to that obnoxious douchemongloroid any longer.
by DoucheMonger1984 October 2, 2016
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Doushersnozzle

A doushersnozzle
Your a doushersnozzle
by Emeraldbeamer January 26, 2017
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douchesnorkle

a device used when her pussy is stanky that you need snorkle equipment to go down on her
i left my douchesnorkle at home and this bitch is expecting me to eat that shit
by Dr moose knuckle May 8, 2018
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Douchemonster

That guy is a real douchemonster.
What a douchemonster.
by H*iiii August 6, 2018
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Douchesance

A duche of a person that continues to be a nuisance in your life. They will try and insert themselves in fun events and manage to be offensive to everyone. They are your toxic ex who tries to befriend your new relationship and sabotage any new friendships.
Jay is such a Douchesance . He keeps popping up in my boyfriend’s DM’s. It’s tragically sad.
by Uniqween March 9, 2024
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doucherun

Jogging like Conner McGregor to go buy new clothing, dress up, look nice, then go out in public and act like a douche.
Hey, I gotta act like a piece of shit tomorrow, but I gotta look nice. Lets go on a doucherun.
by T-Dawg2017 March 10, 2025
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Doucherhoid

Perjorative for someone who is a cross between being a douche / douchebag and a hemorrhoid
My boss can’t even do my job as well but is criticizing how it’s not up to standards - I shoulda known he was that much of a doucherhoid at the interview before working here when he asked stupid questions like , “what’s your 5 year plan?”
by Florida Populist October 29, 2025
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