Doucheache

When a douchebag cause you pain.

This guy is giving me a doucheache.

by MaryFair June 30, 2011

douchehag

The female equivalent of douchebag. A female who has exceeded the status of hoe-bag and whore, but just barely. A female who is attracted to male douchebags. A female who can normally be found mindlessly wandering around malls talking to nobody on a cell phone someone else is paying for, and over using the words "like" and "whatever", while wearing rediculous outfits and equally rediculous hairstyles.

Dean: " Man, that girl over there is really hitting on that guy with the tight-ass jeans and v-cut tshirt."

Jason: "Doesn't she know that guys is more likely into dudes? She's such a stupid douchehag"

Todd: "That guy is hot, I like his jeans"

Dean: "What?!? You're a douchebag"

by i_hate_douchehags September 19, 2009

douchefuck

when someone goes and tells their mom what EVERY single, little thing their sister does...just to get them in trouble. and the enjoy it.

claire was a total douchefuck to jenna yesterday.

by heygirlhey December 8, 2007

Douchecake

An insult used to describe an idiot who smells like a used douche and a rotten cake. Put those together and you have a douchecake.

That jeffery kid in my french class with the flouride deficiency is a bigger douchecake than the caveman in my science class

by Asks 1 December 28, 2005

douchepacker

1) A lesbian that uses a strap on all the time, because she has penis envy.

2) The equivalent of a fudgepacker, only female.

Becky: "Me and Maria had such a hot time last night."
Jenny: "Oh my god! We didn't. That douchepacker tore me up and had me bleeding for 3 days. She needs real help."

by phreakdb January 23, 2008

douchebucketry

The state of being a douchebucket, that is, a douche of such a high order that a bucket, rather than a bag, is required to contain all the douching fluids.

"Dude, that guys behavior was the height of douchebucketry. What a dick!"

by mommamommamomma June 12, 2009

douchelicker

someone that licks used douches

dude you are such a douchelicker!

by yomoma12234 January 9, 2010