diddlywonker

One whomst'd wonks your diddly.

Macers is Jeff's diddlywonker. She wonks his diddly regularly.

by The Real J-Dawg May 21, 2017

jack diddly dipshit

The epiphany of fucktardedness and sheer stupidity, a jack diddly dipshit is someone who doesn't know what's going on 99% of the time and whom most things they do aren't bad, problematic or assholish. Is just pure, good, innocent... Fucking stupidity

Jimmy: **sends whole group on wild goosefhase for something that doesn't really exist.**
Jimmy:**gets back to table**
Everyone: jack diddly dipshit

by Jessikernville May 20, 2014

Rum diddly dum dum

An expression you use when you catch someone lacking

Le Bron James was up to some mischievous acts then Kobe Bryant caught him lacking then said Rum diddly dum dum

by Nathaniel E February 4, 2023

Rum-Diddly-Dum-Dum

Rum-Diddly-Dum-Dum, can be used in sentences to Indicate Boredom, and To Stop the Other Person from Talking.

Well, Thats very Int... " RUM-DIDDLY-DUM-DUM.", Oh, Ok then...

by Common-Blood-Angel-L March 20, 2023

Diddlytwinks

A gay strip club located in a cave in the Red Rocks Canyon outside Las Vegas. Frequented by delinquents and frat boys, the strippers have the floppiest vadges outside of Thailand. There is also a restaurant. The featured dish is the famed Noodle Dome, where spaghetti and blow jobs come together in perfect harmony. The owner of Diddlytwinks also runs the Sphynx business to keep up revenues during the winter.

"You coming to Diddlytwinks tonight?"
"If that's not a gay strip club, I don't know what is."

by Julian Del Cuatro January 21, 2009

what the frick-frack snick-snack paddy-wack diddly-dack crack-pot slap biofeed back-pack slap thumbtack sidetack tic-tac

it basically means "what the fuck" but funnier since if you get cut mid-sentence, you have to start over, making it 2x funnier than it was before, because that's how broken my humor is.

person no 1: "hey...hey, what the frick-frack snick-snack paddy-wack diddly-dack crack-pot slap biofeed back-pack slap thumbtack sidetack tic-tac do you think you're doing, sir?"
person no 2: "mind your own damn business."

by bigdaddy123yesplease September 29, 2021

diddlyfuck

(Noun) idle time spent twiddling ones fingers doing fucking nothing, to have accomplished nothing, null

I did diddlyfuck today.

by miguelfuentes August 20, 2014