Doctor Google

Someone who is not a medical professional and uses the Internet to self diagnose a disease, medical condition, or other illness often with extreme inaccuracy.

Doctor Google, in Exam room 4, said according to the internet he has a tumor in his head as big as a basketball.

by boomshockalockas November 24, 2011

rug doctor

1. A dyke. A lesbian.
2. A straight male who eats pussy, preferably lesbian.
3. Missy Koonce.

1. That Ellen DeGeneress is a rug doctor.
2. My husband loves eating me out. What a rug doctor.
3. Missy Koonce.

by mindmelt September 21, 2003

Doctoring

A term 4kids invented when they did a rap for One Piece.
Usually means doing doctor stuff.

Chopper's Doctoring.

by Psyga May 29, 2008

doctor-lawyer

1. In the Alex Nagy Dictionary, a doctor-lawyer refers to the occupation which every non-drug addict in the world should aspire to have. Should be pronounced as a single word.

2. The job that Andrew is one day going to have... whether he likes it or not.

Nagy: "You gonna be a doctor-lawyer, son?"
Andrew: "Actually, I was considering going into the adult film industry."
Nagy: "Noooooo, sonnnnnn, nooooo!"

by FiggyTheFinger October 8, 2005

doctor inky

A suave, cunning alter ego that comes from the consumption of alcohol. Dr. Inky can be blamed for wild drunken debauchery including, but not limited to: getting in fights, drunk dialing, breaking things, emotional conversations, super-brosefing a girl, etc. Most often, he simply helps you pick up the ladies.

"- Dude, did you make out with like 5 girls last night and get punched in the face?

- Nah man, that was Doctor Inky."

by Doug Rinky May 19, 2006

Doctor Grice

An alcoholic drink that combines gingerale and vodka - named after the famous physician Dr. Stephanie Grice who used the concoction to numb soldiers pain during WWI.

The drink is served with two shots of vodka and 12 oz of gingerale in a chilled pint glass.

Bartender: what are you having this evening?

Give me a Doctor Grice.

by Dr. Preston Scott Eliott February 27, 2014

Rhythm Doctor

A cool rhythm game that no one talks about because fnf exists

Person 1: hey bro check out this new game called Rhythm Doctor
Person 2: sorry bro,im making a fnf mod

by Victortheunkow March 23, 2021