Donker

This is large knobby turd that really thuds the porcelain when you are on the toilet.

Dude, my anus was twisted after dropping a donker this morning.

by jimmy jam slam February 21, 2009

Dockers

Fremantle Dockers. A extremely bad Australian Rules football Club. Probably have the worst history of any sporting organisation in the world. Commonly known as "The Loser's Club" or "The Shockers". Their branding is an anchor which symbalises the struggle of a club sinking to the depths of despair. Their supporters are known to complain non-stop about everything from umpires to the media having it in for them. Generally they are just laughed at.

Gee the Dockers Shockers were awful this week.

by A real supporter May 8, 2006

donker

a person who does everything wrong.

(this word is good for use around parents- it's not a swear word so you won't get in trouble. they'll have no idea what you're talking about)

big brother: you forgot to flush the toilet again!
little brother: oops.
big brother: shut up. you're such a donker.

by uradonker May 19, 2009

donker flopper

a big floppy donkey dick or other animal of the HUGEDICK family with an extremely loose pen15 that drags on the ground

"wow that donkey is hung like a horse"

by cynical satan November 22, 2003

dockerbilly

an aging rockabilly fan who has since grown older and started wearing chinos and v-neck sweaters to concerts.

I went to the Social Distortion show last night and saw all the middle-aged dockerbillies sipping merlot in the crowd.

by Chris Albrecht November 17, 2004

donkers

said to a person who has just hiccuped

Mary said donkers over 20 times while John battled a horrible case of hiccups.

by Les Ashill August 25, 2008

aqua-dooker

A piece of larger fecal matter released in water. An aqua-dooker may sometimes float.

I proceeded to make an aqua-dooker in Henry's kiddie pool.

by Zach Beyer February 21, 2005