Distextict

When someone makes mistakes whiel texting. This condition affects some people more then others. Mother's are usually affected the most.

Q - man tried to text Blain that he was feeling dislexict but he accidentally spelled distextict.

by Distextict December 13, 2014

ditties

dick tits, aka a man's ballsack :)

haha did you see derek's ditties? theyre so uneven lololol

by DittiesStan June 30, 2020

Dattebayo

It's naruto from the anime Naruto's catch phrase.
He ends every f ing single sentence he speaks with that word.

"Look at this du- Dattebayo!!"

by Dr. Memeology November 3, 2020

el dirte

In the poker game of texas hold em,when your two pocket cards are an ace and a jack.

dirty charity was dealt his signature hand el dirte.

by roguespierre December 20, 2005

social dieter

A person who diets only when in the presence of others. Typically a female behavior, a social dieter will gain a sense of superiority over non social dieters. When alone a social dieter will eat foods that they characteristically would look down upon others for eating.

Tina= Why does Tammy only eat carrots for lunch everyday but shes still fat as fuck?
Courtney=Shes a social dieter, when she gets home she eats her whole kitchen.

by Randy2676 June 11, 2012

dittler

A baby chicken. Colloquialism is indigenous to rural Appalachia.

That mother hen will flog you if you get near her dittlers.

by ChickenGod December 15, 2004

DETTED

When you reach out to someone and they reject you.

*guy #1 waves to a girl and she doesn't see him.*

guy #2:Bro you just got DETTED!

by brooklyn2011 January 20, 2011