Distractionship

A bond formed between two people that is beneath a relationship or a situationship for the sole purpose of distracting oneself or selves from another relationship or situationship. This may be done consciously or subconsciously. Additionally, one person may see the bond as more of a relationship/situationship whereas the other person may truly see it for what it is.

A relationship is your boyfriend/girlfriend. A situationship is the sticky mess you find yourself in with a person who avoids commitment. And distractionship(s) are all the random people on your snap that you flirt with to make yourself feel better about said relationship or situationships.

by The Wise Blonde December 15, 2022

Designated Distraction

The person that was initially the designated driver who acts drunk and leaves the bar so the local cop follows him and pulls him over while all the other drunks leave the bar while the cop is busy with the designated distraction.

Bob, the sober one, leaves the bar and pretends that he has a hard time putting the key in the lock...then sits there for a moment leaning over the steering wheel. He drives out of the parking lot of the bar and the cop follows him as he drives just a hair under the speed limit and sways a bit, but still maintains the lane. The cop can't stand it so he pulls Bob over and asks Bob if he has been drinking. Bob says "No officer...I have not." Of course...while cop is busy with Bob...all the other people leave the bar. Then the cop gives Bob the sobriety test and finds out he really is OK and Bob says..."I told you that I had not been drinking...I am tonight's Designated Distraction.

by Flamewalker July 15, 2013

pimple distraction

When your having sex with a woman from behind and her ass pimples cause you to go limp!

She was hot, but the pimple distraction looked like puss filled ass craters and killed my boner.

by Richardo Cabesa March 22, 2017

Cookie Distraction

When you can't focus because someone has cookies and it distracts you.

I forgot what I was saying because there was a cookie distraction.

by Slvrbt October 1, 2017

Attraction Distraction

When a female/ male uses their attraction factor to an advantage to get something from you.

Ethan "Bro she is definitely pulling some sort of attraction distraction on you!"
Jonah "Man stop lying and get yourself a girl like mine."

by Suscucumber May 10, 2020

Make A Distraction

The greatest band in the world. Full stop. The kind of band you would happily give your new puppy away for to a butcher just so that you could listen to them once.

Tom cruise- Some one fucking film me... i'm not getting any attention

Producer- Make A Distraction

Tom Cruise- ah makes sense now

by Emeraldpandora August 20, 2009

Distamption

Screwing up everything you come into contact with. Unable to do anything correctly. Useless.

Fess' attempt to get Ginger was an act of total distamption.

by Super Dave Man August 23, 2009