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Meticulously Disheveled

When an individual intentionally messes up their appearance to give the impression that they don’t care how they look, but in reality care more than is possibly imaginable.
I cannot stand that meticulously disheveled douche bag standing there pining for her attention. You know he’s only looking at her because she’s in front of the mirror.
by FedUpInAZ September 24, 2010
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Angry Dishes

The anger when one adult in the household is doing dishes while another, who could be helping, isn't. Perhaps they're playing a video game, lying in bed, watching TV, or doing nothing that prevents them from helping with those dishes.
I thought I was going to break something on purpose when I was doing the Angry Dishes last night. Why couldn't she get up off the couch and help?
by existenzkampf January 4, 2011
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dishes

1. The most vile and unacceptable chore known to all people still living at home with their parents.

2. A chore that is required by most parents for their children so that they may earn a lousy allowance.

3. Something that needs to be clean so that one may eat.
1. I fucking hate the dishes!

2. Parent: Do the damn dishes!
Child: But I don't want to!
Parent: Do them or you won't get your three cents allowance!
Child: FUCK YOU!

3. Child: I'm hungry but there's no clean dishes to eat with.
Parent: Then clean them!
Child: GOD DAMNIT I SAID FUCK YOU!
by Timbolicious December 20, 2007
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dichen house

dichen house is another name for a person with black skin color...
in indian dichen=knee house=ger

kneeger said like nigger
Mike: yo man, i hate those dichen houses, they always be stealin my shit

John: oo fo sho man, but i act like a dichen house
by spatel May 2, 2007
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Self Disenfranchisement

v. transitive - the act of voting so irresponsibly, or voting for such individuals whose competence level is so inadequate, that one effectively cancels out their own vote, rendering the entire voting process meaningless for said individual.
Voting for leftist, racist moonbat, slugs like Cynthia McKinney is an act of Self Disenfranchisement
by PR via HA August 8, 2006
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disenjoy

verb; to oppose something with greatest detest
I disenjoy your face!
by naughtyzombie69 February 19, 2010
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Disenjoy

To experience the polar opposite of enjoyment, esp. when one still pretends to enjoy the object of one's disgust.
It's impolite to insult your host's cooking, no matter how much you disenjoy it.
by Shadowulf1 September 15, 2015
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