Spic Dialing

When a person of Hispanic descent in the US dials the wrong number and doesn't know enough English (or have enough decency) to apologize and just hangs up instead.

Man, that's a Florida area code, I think some Rican just hit you with some Spic Dialing.

by Kliegl October 25, 2010

dingalingus

Oral pleasuring of a male sexual organ. Synonym for fellatio.

Nancy, I would like for you to perform dingalingus on me. Please, no teeth.

by Asmodeus September 12, 2004

Eating at the "Dangling Diner"

Performing oral sex on a male. "dangling" is a reference to the male genitalia "at rest".

We were going out for dinner and a movie. We ended up "eating at the "dangling diner"".

by pugwamp April 9, 2009

DongAlong

A weener AKA Dick Penis Cock a long dick

Yo man she wanted the dongalong baddd

by SickleCell January 6, 2004

Ass Dialing

"Ass Dialing" is something usually achieved by people with very large, very talented asses who wear cell phones on belt clips. When they sit on their phones, random button presses result in random calls all over the world. The recipient of these calls hears nothing but a stream of DTMF button tones and muffled conversation.

My brother ass dialed me last night at 2am. I think he was at a party.

by Kevin Kelm January 28, 2003

dangling bits

An Irish description, usually demeaning, for a mans genitals. Typically refering to a cowardly man, or bully.

Dennis is lacking a lot in the dangling bits.

Brigid: "Dennis stop that shit or I will cut off your dangling bits!"

by Bubba J October 2, 2007

Crotch Dialing

The opposite of butt dialing. Instead of using your butt to dial someone's number you accidently dial someone's number with your penis.

Guy #1:"Dude, you just butt dialed me."

Guy #2:"Dude, my phone's in my front pocket!!"

Guy#1: Thanks for crotch dialing me!!

by CMann2010 October 28, 2010