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GRU Division "P"

Originally known as the ЧД АКН ("ChD AKN", or Fourth Department Abnormal Occurrences Commission), it was established in early 1935 by direct decree of J. V. Stalin, its first task being the investigation of the murder of S. M. Kirov.

During WWII, the Commission expanded into the newly reorganized GRU as Division "P" - Psychotronics, working to counteract anomalous threats from the SS, Ahnenerbe, and the Vatican, and to capture and study anomalous artifacts both at home and abroad for the benefit of the Soviet government. Division "P" has carried on with this role throughout the Cold War, making Foundation operations in the countries of the Comintern difficult.

After 1991, rapid restructuring, coupled with budget cuts and the decommissioning or sale of significant assets, resulted in numerous defections of their personnel (A significant proportion of both Chaos Insurgency and MC&D operatives in Eastern Europe originated from GRU Division "P" ranks) and the flooding of the European black market with anomalous items formerly in their possession. Currently, this Group of Interest poses little direct threat to the Foundation.
GRU Division "P" is completely pathetic.
by Mad Dummy April 9, 2019
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Division

Conversation due to an epic fail in the system (division by zero):

"OSHI--"
"...what?"
"HE JUST DIVIDED BY ZERO!"
"But that's not po--"
"EXACTLY."
by Tokyo-Angel December 17, 2008
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leeds division

leeds is the main city inwhich many generations have come and formed divisions of leeds,
some of the main well known divisions are the trainstation kids and the cornx kids and some less well known ones
in each of these divisions there are a number of different types of people who are all friends within the group.
some scene, mosher, emo ect.
but if accepted in the group this classification is taken away as they are all treated as different
p1: which division are you?
p2: leeds division?
p1: yea.
p2: trainstation kids
by anon.com July 19, 2006
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Rogers Division

The most embarrassing unit of the Royal Australian Navy, considered a dumping ground for non-rated trainees who are not currently on training courses. Whether they have been transfered into the division because of medical issues, academic failures, discipline issues or simply because of plans to leave the service, Rogers Division personnel are regarded as unfortunate individuals by the rest of the Navy. Trainees often have little to occupy them throughout the day, and motivated trainees are intermingled with rudderless quitters, leading to a frustrated, apathetic and often nihilistic outlook of their future as defence members, and the nature of service in general. Despite the presence of well-meaning, if somewhat relaxed staff-members to manage the progress of division personnel, Rogers Division is like "Waiting For Godot" in uniform.
"Rogers Division in the papers today. They're named in Defence Inquiry on sexual misconduct."

"Fuck, not again!"
by Clarence McGurk November 14, 2011
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Cultural Diffusion

the transmission of social institutions, skills, and myths from one culture to another
by Annie October 2, 2003
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Diffusion

the movement of molecules and ions from a high concentration area to a lower concentration area down the concentration gradient as a result of their random movement
example of diffusion: oxygen diffuses from the alveoli into the bloodstream
by ScienceHuman101 August 2, 2016
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Plasma Security Division

1: a security group brought straight from the depths of hell: ROBLOX

2: a place where it seems every so often people like to become (insert animal here) girls/boys
person 1: i just joined plasma security division, its my first day and its pretty cool here
person 2: oh hell naw wtf you gonna be transformed into a fucking (animal) later on
by Calamitas January 8, 2022
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