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cum diet

A weight loss program in which a person ingests sperm in the place of sweets. The sperm replacement hinders both the oral fixation of needing to graze as well as reinforcing the mind that sweets are not required. To be in conjunction with good eating and exercize. Found effective in reducing cravings. Sperm ingestion to be performed at time of cravings for sweets. Also helped tone neck and jaw areas.
I was 210 lbs. After three weeks of strictly working out and eating properly, I had lost 12 lbs. Then it slowed to about a pound or two a week. I added the cum diet to my regiment, and not only did I lose my extra chin, but 3 months later, I weigh 120 lbs. I would drink my bf's sperm whenever I had a craving for sweets or chips. Sometimes 4 times a day. Now I hardly want a sweet but maybe once every 2 or 3 days. It cured my sweet tooth and helped me loose the weight.
by ms thin February 15, 2010
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cyber diet

When you must go without your phone (including social medias) for an extended period of time.
dude, my phone broke and i cant get a new one until next week, looks like im on a cyber diet.
by SuperDuperWordGirl December 20, 2013
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Dethklok Moment

A foreshadowing moment when you see yourself die in the most gruesome way. This moment is basically a Final Destination concept but the fantasy of a gruesome death is based on the show called Metalocoalypse.
As Doug looked over a bridge that was 100 feet above ground, he had a dethklok moment of himself somehow falling off the bridge and was soon ripped to shreds on top of a helicopter.
by JUGGALO'KLOKATEER June 22, 2010
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GAMBLERS DIET

When a gambler goes out to Las Vegas, Loses all his money on friday night, and has to barrow from friends or eat off used plates at the keno bar until sunday afternoon.
Carlos went to Vegas last weekend. He played Texas Hold em for a couple of hours and lost. So he moped around the rest of the weekend on a Gamblers Diet.
by Broke4real November 6, 2010
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WoW diet

when you eat around the clock becuase a creepy little 12 year old needs to be run through WC.
the wow diet consists of Chiko rolls chips and pizza
by freshfuxx March 18, 2008
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diet coke head

1. Someone who cant go one day (or one hour) without drinking a diet coke.

2. Someone who goes to the bathroom frequently as a result of drinking too much diet coke.

3. A person who is skinny because they use diet coke as a way to feel full, instead of eating food.
"You drank that whole pack of diet coke already?! Its only been in the fridge for one day! You are such a diet coke head!"

-She is always running off to the bathroom.
-Yeah shes such a diet coke head.
by caffeinequeen November 8, 2007
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Urban Dieting

People who elect to screw the Weight Watchers point system and make up their own damn rules.
Weight Watchers needs to have an 'Oh Shit' I lost count point system because it's not working as the absinthe and martinis keep flowing. I can only continue with an urban dieting plan!
by Tinkerbell Hilton April 18, 2009
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