Dr. DickFuck

A person is really gay and horny. He also stalks you

"dude dave is so fucking weird hes like Dr. Dickfuck

by DR. DUCKFUCK June 10, 2017

Dr. DickFuck

Describes an individual when they think they are smart when in-fact they are a dumb, useless piece of shit.

John: The sun's hot
Andy: Well done Dr. DickFuck! You worthless wanker.

by jam'n'jelly August 30, 2018

Dickfuck

Something that looks like shit or anything that looks bad. This saying is used in many places such as school, art class, and in everyones everyday conversations.

"Man, that painting looks like dickfuck.", "Dont dip your elbow in that dickfuck."

by Nicholas Glenn Ramirez January 9, 2008

dickfudge

Hilarious insult.

stfu dickfudge

by SasukeDeru September 20, 2003

dicklube

the pre-cum secretions that come from the cowpers glands in the male reproductive system. this alkaline fluid kills any bacteria and germs that may be residing in the penis to make way for sperm.

1. "man, i had this chick with absolutely huge tits,no bra and nipples thicker than pencil erasers brush up against me in line last night at the movie theater.i got a raging hard on, and my pants got all wet with "dicklube"...it was embarrasing!"

2. this freak i know downtown just loves to suck cock. when i asked her what was so appealing about it, she said she absolutely loves the taste of "dicklube" cause it tastes like a vanilla shake

by nastyfreaker December 19, 2009

dickflinger

a. One who beatsn rather than caresseing his dick to produce thick white semen, way too often; wanker. b. One who throws chopped off dicks at people.

a. The dickflinger's wang is purple with a rash dude. b. A cock hit me in the eye after the dickflinger launched it at me.

by agentcodyfranks February 7, 2004

dickfloss

when a sluts mouth has such a huge gap between her front teeth, that your dick can literally act as floss as it scrapes gunk, cum and dickfudge from the sides of her teeth.

Yo, did you see that girl's teeth.
No, why?
Because that dickfudge of mine needs to be dickflossed off.

by aron b December 12, 2007