dickwagon

Someone who is a homosexual to an extreme, where they carry people's dicks around all day.

Oh my god, Jeff is such a fucking dickwagon

by Cale Middleton June 29, 2007

freeloading dickbag

An asshole/roommate, possibly both, that does nothing and takes/uses all your stuff.

Nick Nelson does nothing around the house, smokes all my weed, and uses my shit without asking me. What a freeloading dickbag

by dalstrs7 November 2, 2014

dickbag

a complete dick who cares to much about his public image

A bitchy freshman douche bag boy, who breaks up with his amazing Junior girl friend because he cares so much what people think is a dickbag

by Guptard March 22, 2011

dickfart

The result of inserting a straw into your urethera and inflating your bladder with air in order to expel it in a man kweef of utter devastation. Best applied at close range and post coitus.

Dude, it's called a dickfart. It's kind of self explanitory.

by BJ Giacco December 14, 2007

Dickface

person with a dick for a face

"Stop being such a cumguzzling dickface, dickface"

by EL Sa9jev November 7, 2003

Dickwagon

dik-wagun -noun

1. An insult directed to a person used to describe their stupidity.

2. The descriptive terminology to identify a homosexual in a vulgar way.

1. I can't believe John stole his dads car, he's such a dickwagon!

2. He's so gay and likes so much cock in the ass, he might as well be the community dickwagon.

by jamiethompsonca March 17, 2010

dickface

Someone who is a fucking retarded 12 year old.

dickface:OMFGZ i pwned U.
Person: Umm no i don't think so.
dickface:Pwnt nubz0rZ
Person:stfu you dickface 12 year old noob.

by SomeNoob February 19, 2005