dick in my booty

when someone stick there long ding dong in your booty

person 1: i’m horny.
person 2: just put your dick in my booty
person 1: ight bet 😳😳🍆🥵

by bigdaddylelo September 30, 2021

Dick in the pit

A fuck-up, or a total disaster.

"Kieran, you are such a fucking dick in the pit."

"Well, that party was quite a dick in the pit, wasn't it?"

by BagelStanley February 18, 2009

Dick In A Box

A man that a woman is using as a friend for sex in case her relationship does not go well.

Girl#1: Jerry's my "dick in a box."

Girl#2: Ready to "break in case of emergency?"

by DragRacerX May 16, 2009

dick in a bucket

If someone is useless or unhelpful they are a dick in a bucket.

Don't just stand there like a dick in a bucket.

by kai May 11, 2014

Dick-in-charge

When all rational thought and behavior goes out the window on a sexual conquest. More succinctly put, when you are no longer in charge of rational decision making, as your dick is calling all the shots.

Larry was clearly no longer in control when he flirted so heavily out of his league with Linda. He was suffering from a case of dick-in-charge.

by Grant Rampus August 16, 2016

dick in brain

When someone thinks too highly of themself.

“Betty I know you think I’m hot.”
“Jesus Chad, get you have dick in brain syndrome.”

by zzawesomeness June 5, 2018

dick in an ass

Term used to express a warning or comment about a person's or oneself negative actions, decisions, comments, etc.

Stephanie, you've been such a dick in an ass!

iont wanna be such a dick in an ass but your butt looks a little brown today

by yummyjunk March 18, 2020