Diatribe

Oh hey! You wanted the thing! That's hilarious. He's right though. He does look badass when he smokes.

Hym "Oh! Right you saw the little diatribe. You don't have to convince me. I know you're perfectly qualified to talk about things that are outside of your wheelhouse. You know, in addition to money, I think I should be getting so free stuff. I think that would be cool. Signed copy of some books and comic books You know? Free tumbler (also signed).... Hmmm... What else? Nudes.... Not from you but... Well... How much would you pay to NOT have your nudes released? On second thought... Give me nudes so I can blackmail you with them! But ALSO other nudes. The hot kind. Ummm... Signed replica portal gun.... Homelander costume and signed picture with the Homelander... I don't know like a hat... A full suit of Goblinslayer armor... A PhD... or a doctorate. I mean... You gave Taylor Swift one and I defeated her.... You know, cool shit."

by Hym Iam January 23, 2023

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