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Delivery charge

First Order a pizza. Once is says out for delivery start jacking off try to finish before the pizza arrives. If you don’t beat it answer the door naked. You beat the delivery or you probably catch a charge...
Jimmy didn’t jerk off fast enough and had to answer the door naked and was delivery charged with public nudity
by Blakewuzhere101 September 29, 2017
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The Deliverance

This sexual postion requires 4 particapants. 2 male and 2 female or 4 female. The act requires the two females to be making out while the other 2 participants perform the rusty banjo on the females. For best results perform during the dueling banjo scene of the movie Deliverence. Hence the name.
Anne-Marie and Jody were so horny they wanted Lyall and Travis to perform the Deliverance on them.
by DdoubleRS October 8, 2008
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food delivery system

to go on a diet and lose weight.
the big bang theory by chuck lorre: Bill prady went on a food delivery system, lost 20 pounds and started tucking in his shirt.
by Luciferpc69 March 28, 2012
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open delivery

When your mail arrives pre opened for your convenience.
Daan chose the open delivery option because he was too lazy to open the envelope himself.
by Dora the pokemon explorer September 8, 2016
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Creep deliver

When someone or something is causing an unpleasant feeling of fear or unease
#1 She's giving off a creep deliver vibe
#2 You're such a creep deliver
#3 He's a creep a creep deliver
by 99turtles October 16, 2017
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Alabama Delivery Package

1. When you surprise your cousin with a SPECIAL delivery 😏.

2. When you live in Alabama and UPS comes to your house.
I got an Alabama Delivery Package yesterday!!!
by Loafus Crambwell May 6, 2019
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fecal delivery

When a crazy person, often a female celebrity, purposely or while under the influence of substances, defecates in another crazy person or celebrity’s bed; often used as a legal term to avoid saying “shit the bed” in a court of law; a suitable medical term synonym for “bowel movement” if you want to get your doctor to laugh.
Johnny said, “Your honor, I woke up and discovered that Amber left yet another fecal delivery in my bed! It was definitely not from the dog, trust me, I know a dog pile when I see one!”
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