Delylah

Manipulative, tricky, sneaky and fun to be around. Full of laughter and love but she will cut you if you mess up.

Delylah is the type to cut your breaks then come visit you at the hospital.

by Alina2787 December 7, 2016

Delayed Morning Wood Syndrome

Delayed Morning Wood Syndrome (DMWS) is an erection of the male genitalia that would normally occur after one wakes up, but is heavily delayed and occurs at a later time in the morning. 3 in 5 men are affected by this syndrome on a day to day basis. This generally gives the male extreme discomfort, as they try to hide it from others.

(Sitting on the bus, looking down) Shit, I got Delayed Morning Wood Syndrome!

(Walking down street, looks down) Damn it! DMWS again!

Friend 1: Come on! Erected in the morning?
You: Sorry, it's DMWS.

by MaxNrg November 30, 2010

Delylah

A girl with brown hair and eyes. She's some one that wants things to be her way every day. She's your average book worm who just wants some one to be genuinly her friend. She's shy at first and spends most of her time lurking inside the library. Call her pretty and she'll believe you for a second. Tell her you love her she'll believe you for a lifetime. Gaining her trust can take a life time, but once your in her inner circle she'll fight for you no matter what. She's some one you should never lose contact with. Take her to a club and she'll be the life of your party.

Boy: Who is that...?
Boy 2: Her oh that's Delylah... i think you'll like her..."

by Louis Bitch May 8, 2013

Tom Delay

Suspect in an U.S. Army Criminal Investigation Command(CID) probe into loan sharking, cash-for-title, and sleazy collection agency fraud that had been feasting on and victimizing U.S. Army soldiers around Texas army installations, most notably Fort Hood. Keynote speaker for cash-for-title industry, and perrenial consumer of their lobbying dollars. Former legislative champion for bottom-feeder predatory industries. Resigned when indicted in Texas for unrelated tomfoolery.

He cares about her about as much as Tom Delay gives a shit if a soldier gets his car repoed while risking his life in Iraq over a $200 loan. What a turd.

by huronking March 22, 2009

Delco Vortex

A mystical force that drags even the most educated and talented people in Delaware County into a downward spiral of failure and broken dreams. High levels of ambition and educations are useless. The Delco Vortex will find you.

"Now that you have your PhD., did you get that great job?"

"No, the Delco Vortex held me back."

by Slovakchick March 25, 2019

Machiavellian delay

A conscious delay in response for the purpose of not appearing too overly eager to respond.

"I reject the concept of a Machiavellian delay. I think social networking has made this tactic transparent. The new ethic is authenticity, which lends itself to fluid communication."

by shadyladyk March 6, 2010

Heartbreak Delay

When your heart was broken my someone you're madly in love with but you don't feel the pain until well after the date-of-break. You usually feel ok and undepressed for anytime from a day to a week; usually because you try to put on a macho, "I don't need you" facad. Then after the set time your emotions get the best of you and you start to expirence the natural symptoms of heartbreak. Sometimes they could get worse than usual.

(saturday)
Guy 1: Hey man, I heard you and Amanda broke up. You okay?
Guy 2: Yeah dude I'm fine. I didn't need her anyway. She wasn't even all that.

(6 days later)
Guy 1: Hey man look, it's Amanda.
Guy 2: Don't remind me.... *walks away*
Amanda: What's his problem?
Guy 1: Oh he just has heartbreak delay.

by toxinalive August 4, 2010