Deformed Unicorn

Sexy as fuck, I want to fuck your brains out. If anyone calls you this, they're horny for your hot body.

You look like a deformed unicorn.

You make me want a deformed unicorn.

by Fuckmebaby222555 June 24, 2011

deforestation

1.the act of shaving a pussy...cat
2.hacking down trees till there are no more
3.not being a dirty hairy hippie

i hate hippies. so i take saws and cut down trees. (deforestation)
i hate hippies. i make sure my gf shaves (deforestation) and isn't a tree loving hippie

by Tim Boyd June 28, 2007

deforestation

What people do when they're too stupid to understand that the oxygen they breathe comes from the trees around them

Those idiots are gonna get us all killed by causing mass deforestation and limiting our oxygen supply.

by Dubiks January 10, 2019

deformed nugget

When a male or females private part is very ugly and weirdly shaped

“Bro did you know Aliyah has a deformed nugget”

by Market marker August 20, 2019

defood

v. To regurgitate; usually (but not necessarily) during periods of alcohol over-consumption. See also cherk, gak and chunder.

"Then this motherfucker chugs a tall glass full of warm Jager, and defoods all over the bar."

by The Harp December 14, 2008

Deforested

When a woman shaves, but shaves infrequently. This mean that while the trees have all been cut down, the stumps are all still there, making a generally soft and enjoyable area feeling like you're having marital relations with two, wet pieces of sandpaper. If you come away from a sexual encounter with abrasions on your inner thighs or lower stomach, it might be time for her to mow the lawn again. Ignoring this problem can lead to unsightly callouses, arguments, neuroses and extended periods sleeping on the couch, sometimes voluntarily. Also, occasionally, the mixture of the man's pubic hair and the woman's untended garden CAN have a Velcro effect. Several drinks, a pair of scissors and a very steady hand can alleviate this problem

My deforested girlfriend loves it when I go down on her, but I hate having to apply Bactine to my tongue afterwards...

by ZStar930 April 18, 2011

devordrick

Devordrick is a sweet kind and caring guy , until you piss him off he helps others and is not selfish. He is also a great sex partner ,rough sex comes from devordrick!

That guy over there is so kind-hearted he's got to be a devordrick.

by brig-it December 18, 2016