Self Defenced

verb. (to be) Self Defenced. Being attacked/assaulted by someone who believes that they are defending themselves but instigated the altercation

"I went to the Proud Boys rally last Saturday and got self defenced"

by YouTryTooHard October 3, 2020

Don Defence League

DDL is a group of select people who are amping the greatest on earth

“ Isn’t the Don Defence League the best movement in the world.”

by Matthewwantdon March 18, 2021

Josh defence league

The josh defence league is better than the panini gang. Josh is the greatest to ever exist and will never be defeated. JDL will always be better. No questions🍆

The josh defence league is better than the panini gang

by Joshua defence league February 2, 2022

Ketanji defence

When you avoid answering a simple question by saying you’re not some sort of expert

Made famous by Ketanji Brown Jackson

“Senator: So what is a woman?
KBJ: I don’t know, I’m not a biologist.”

“Friend: is it raining?
Me: I don’t know I’m not a meteorologist
Friend: are you really using the ketanji defence so you don’t have to get up?”

by Dr dampness March 26, 2022

king defence

in chess when the king defends two or more pieces at the same time

Miguel used the king defence to fend of my fork.

by @goodfriend February 9, 2023

self defencer

hunk buiskitmuch did nothing wrong

hunk is not a murderer they are a self defencer.

by hunk buiskuitmunch March 29, 2023

Israeli defences

A large group murd3rers who like to k1ll women and children and b0mb innocent civilians in Palestine. The IDF are criminals who work for apartheid state Isnotreal and are dedicated to the ethnic cleansing and war crimes against Palestinians.

‘Israeli defences are pussies’

by idkyou4444 October 25, 2023