Department of Defense

One of the few parts of the U.S. government that doesn't suck. Unlike most other branches and services in the government, the Department of Defense doesn't bitch about politics and instead concentrates on kicking ass. We owe to them the awesomeness that is the Army and Marine Corps.

The Department of Defense is the most kickass branch of the government.

by DOD = Kickass June 1, 2006

Department of Kicking Butt

Jesse Ventura's replacement of the Department of Defense were he to become President.

Jesse Ventura: I'm not going to have no wimpy Secretary of Defense. *I'm* going to have a Secretary of Offense, in the Department of Kicking Butt.

by rustyshackleford January 4, 2008

Devarti

An amazing person with a rare name. Deva means "heavenly, divine, anything of excellence", and is also one of the terms for a deity in Hinduism. Arti is the ceremony of lights in Hinduism.

“Hey Devarti, what the hell does your weird name mean?”
“it means divine lights mothertrucker.”

by that divine lights bitch December 19, 2020

inter departmental penile implant

when your boss is transferred to another department, and the replacement is some hack you used to have seniority over, hence making your job a living hell.

i ca'nt believe they made that choad eater my boss. he does'nt know his head from a hole in the ground. i sure as hell wo'nt listen to that inter departmental penile implant. what a bunch of cocksmunch's!

by freedav05 January 9, 2007

orange county(nc)sherrifs department

a bunch of unfit overweight corrupt racist idiot pigs

if you have to get away on foot from the orange county(nc)sherrifs department you've got it made.The fat sherrif deputies will give out after a few feet of chasing you.Guess they all wanna be fat like thier fat leader Lindy.

by nigga on da trigga January 2, 2008

Chemistry Department - MSU

Perhaps the most fucked up academic institution in the world. Professors have free reign to verbally and emotionally constantly insult their students and make their lives hell. Basic human rights such as sleep and food become a luxury to a student in chemistry at Montana State University. Often students are forced to down massive amounts of caffeine and riddilin to keep up. Typical masters degrees take 4-6 years to obtain and PhDs typically take 6-9 years.

The Chemistry Department - MSU is hell

by Mister DIP March 4, 2007

IT department

Their Overpaid snobs. They are basically paid to tell you to factory reset your iPad. How their job doesn’t get boring- Saying the same bs everyday

I just hate the IT department

by Deovol May 17, 2021