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Receipt of Deceit

The sheets of toilet paper that secretly stick to you even as you exit the bathroom.
Get a load of the Receipt of Deceit on that guy's shoe! He must've paid the roll troll a lot of turdage in that transaction.
by Mountbatten BLAMMO™ August 1, 2011
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decider

1.) A person in a leadership role, usually of limited intelligence and lacking keen self-awareness, who stubbornly insists on making all the decisions that often end in abject failure with dire consequences for others.

2.) George W. Bush's description for himself, at a White House press briefing on April 19, 2006. Bush told reporters, "I’m the decider, and I decide what’s best. And what’s best is for Don Rumsfeld to remain as the secretary of defense.”
I'll jump off this bridge and even take you with me, if I want, because, dammit, I'm the decider. So shaddup, and give me your hand.
by GolfMaven May 2, 2006
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dachie

DACHIE! DACHIE!
DACHIE! DACHIE!
by jasoniyan May 30, 2018
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dechik-pondur

A Chechen musical instrument, this is a type of lute with usually three strings, a spade- or bottle-shaped hollow body, and a short fretted fingerboard. The sound quality is bright but at the same time soft in volume. "Dechik" means "wood" and "pondur" or "pondar" means "musical instrument".
I like the sound of a dechik-pondur better than the Chechen balalaika.
by pentozali February 26, 2009
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Email: A few volunteer editors read your definition and decided to not publish it. Don't take it personally!
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deceivious

The combination of the words "devious" and "deceitful”; an extremely cunning and underhanded individual.
“She’s so deceivious---her husband and her boyfriend are both at this party, and neither has a clue about the other!”
by Bluesky January 14, 2006
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Decider

A churlish and irresponsible individual, when responding to any and all criticism with all the moral and logical authority of a 4-year-old; might also express some elements of claivoyance.
"I hear the voices, and I read the front page, and I know the speculation. But I'm the decider, and I decide what is best."
by Friar Pablo May 1, 2006
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